Somebody on BF gave me this. (April Fool's)
04-01-07, 04:31 PM
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Somebody on BF gave me this. (April Fool's)
I'm not telling who. Aren't you jealous?
04-01-07, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sbhikes
Aren't you jealous?
John Forester? : p
04-01-07, 06:35 PM
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Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!
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Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?
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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on
-D
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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on
-D
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04-01-07, 06:56 PM
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Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.
But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.
But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.
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Originally Posted by derath
Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S.
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04-01-07, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!
Except from Milagro Beanfield War:
"Don't leave your shoes over on the floor, there. Scorpions. And when you use the outhouse, don't let your testicles swing up under the wood: Black Widows."
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04-01-07, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sbhikes
Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.
But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.
But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.
Ah Diane, I thought you had me ignored all this time. I know I have said some mean things in the past, and I figured my apologies fell on deaf ears. Had I known I would have proposed long before this other guy...
Originally Posted by Chipcom
Give a guy a blue star for a day and he turns into Stalin!
Nah, honestly just tired and grumpy. My daughter turns 4 in 2 weeks and the way she has been getting up at night, I am praying she lives to see it.
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04-01-07, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleBigMan
Chip! I'm glad those glass balz of yours ain't busted.
04-01-07, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sbhikes
Give me a couple of weeks. I'll bust 'em.
That's what they said about the Civil War.
And the First World War...
And Stalingrad...
........
Better pack your winter clothes!
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Originally Posted by derath
Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?
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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on
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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on
-D
