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Old 03-13-08, 07:12 PM
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Things a little elfy......
We've all been waiting for this killer pic of the best bike ever with a great rider named elf throwing some hardcore drop skillz.It seems that he has ducked and dodged this subject in every way after some boastful talk. I think we should dedicate a thread to the elf. Feel free to make any hardcore claims here.Give all the wacked out advice you want. Post your sic riding pics here so he can see that it can be done.Big props to you elf.

I'll start with a pic of the girlscout doing a drop on an Enduro so the elf can see it can be done.
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I'll punch anyone who bad mouths <insert anything you want here> repeatedly in the throat.
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
I'll start with a pic of the girlscout doing a drop on an Enduro so the elf can see it can be done.
DUUUUDE! That aint nuthin just teh uther dai i did 20 footer 2 flat
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I'll punch anyone who bad mouths <insert anything you want here> repeatedly in the throat.
clarification sought: is it the punching that will be repeatedly in the throat or the bad-mouthing?
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
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That picture has quite obviously been shooped. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.





I'm j-playin' with ya. How big was the drop?
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That picture has quite obviously been shooped. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.





I'm just j-playin' with ya. How big was the drop?
100 feet
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
100 feet
I've done 180 footers with my Nixon.
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That's not girlscout. No bobble head effect.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Thanks all, its an honor to be here.
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Originally Posted by ProFail
I've done 180 footers with my Nixon.
250 on RST
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lol, il put the pics up in the morning refrain from your whining until then.
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75 feet on my 3900 what now?!?!?
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Originally Posted by elf 232
lol, il put the pics up in the morning refrain from your whining until then.
Set up a stand with a time stamp and date, otherwise it's not you.
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Originally Posted by Funkychicken
clarification sought: is it the punching that will be repeatedly in the throat or the bad-mouthing?
Punches to throat. It will be apparent in the event that it becomes necessary.
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Hard tails cant handle those drops
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same with carbon it would implode
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No really?!?
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Some crazy guy on a trials bike did like a 20ft drop on his trials fully rigid for a record..........
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Alright, il lay off for a little while, after about 2 months everyone gets the "elf hangover"
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Alright, il lay off for a little while, after about 2 months everyone gets the "elf hangover"
oh no, by all means, stick around until at least tomorrow morning.
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oh no, by all means, stick around until at least tomorrow morning.
no, i meant il lay off until tommorow morning, you dont expect me to think all this stuff up sleepy, i assume?
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oh, and im switching profiles, its when you folks stop complaining about how stupid my name is that i should become worried.
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Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.
I mean, it's not like the mods could check IP or anything, right?
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Oh crap. Then we won't know who you are.
Oh I think it'll become apparent...
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