OT--Deep, Dark Secrets
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OT--Deep, Dark Secrets
I was working out at the gym last night, and a Shania Twain song comes blasting out of the speakers. To my shock and horror, I actually liked the song. Thank you for allowing me to unburden myself by confessing this to you all.
Who's next?
Who's next?
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I was in a hurry the other day and there is a McDonald's right next to where I park. I rarely eat there, but popped in and noticed they had a new item, the Southern Style Chicken sandwich. I tried it and must admit that I liked it - although it could have used a bit more seasoning.
Now that I have confessed, I still don't feel good about it.
Now that I have confessed, I still don't feel good about it.
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"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." Louis L'Amour
There are two types of road bikers: bikers who are faster than me, and me. Bruce Cameron - Denver Post
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Shania Twain and a McDonalds sandwich.......................................................This is not exactly AA stuff here. Can you picture a meeting. "Hi, My names Tom and I ate a chicken sandwich at McDonalds."
At least JT's hanging around the Gym at night trying to get into real trouble!
At least JT's hanging around the Gym at night trying to get into real trouble!
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I was listening to a local pop radio station and heard a catchy little tune, sang the chorus and thought it wasn't too bad...it was Miley Cyrus.
What happened to my discriminating taste in music? I want it back!
What happened to my discriminating taste in music? I want it back!
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That'll be $500 for the ticket.
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It's not totally off topic. Shania reportedly is a Bag Balm user.
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Hi, my name is Mono, and I have two toes on my right foot that get numb after about 3 miles. There, I've confessed. I'm glad I came to this meeting of NTA (Numb Toes Anonymous).
And not like it's anyone's business, but a couple of times a month I go to McD at lunch, pick up a #2 meal (the two small cheeseburgers and fries) with a Diet Coke, and go home and eat in my recliner while watching the History Channel.
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I have Sheb Wooley's "Purple People Eater" on my MP3 player. And "Badger Badger Badger" and "Llama Llama Duck" and the George of the Jungle theme song (the original cartoon one).
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A real sicko has come forth!
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There are two types of road bikers: bikers who are faster than me, and me. Bruce Cameron - Denver Post
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I was in a hurry the other day and there is a McDonald's right next to where I park. I rarely eat there, but popped in and noticed they had a new item, the Southern Style Chicken sandwich. I tried it and must admit that I liked it - although it could have used a bit more seasoning.
Now that I have confessed, I still don't feel good about it.
Now that I have confessed, I still don't feel good about it.
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I love Shania, I'm not ashamed, and she's split from Mutt, so she's available again.
And in 8 years, she can join our forum, too. Pretty hot for 42, huh?
Oh, and I eat ****er Grape peanut butter and jelly out of the jar. There, I've said it....
And in 8 years, she can join our forum, too. Pretty hot for 42, huh?
Oh, and I eat ****er Grape peanut butter and jelly out of the jar. There, I've said it....
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Lets see - share my deep dark secrets on the internet where Homeland Security can pick them out and spirit me off in the dead of night to Guantanimo or some such place? Naw, I think I'll keep them safely buried.
Enjoy your chicken sandwich.
Enjoy your chicken sandwich.
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I once liked an Air Supply song. I feel so cheap and tawdry
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Yes they are the ones and OH MY I CAN"T STAND IT. It did have a catchy little piano riff in there but thats not the song.
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I use real butter. Can't stand that yellowish petrochemical goo.
I also read manga.
I also read manga.
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I own a LP that has many of those same songs on it. It predates the CD.
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There are two types of road bikers: bikers who are faster than me, and me. Bruce Cameron - Denver Post
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OK here's mine.... I spend way too much time at this computer.
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What margarines are made out of petrochemicals?
The one I use is made out of olive & soybean oils.
The one I use is made out of olive & soybean oils.
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"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen." Louis L'Amour
There are two types of road bikers: bikers who are faster than me, and me. Bruce Cameron - Denver Post