Lakewood Criterium
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Lakewood Criterium
saw on a local racers blog that there will be a lakewood crit on may 17th put on by spin. This should be pretty fun! I'm sure there will be tons of spectators too, since everyone in that town walks/skateboards/bikes.
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Dude, that's freaking awesome! I'll have to see what's up when I go there to pick up yet ANOTHER replacement dial for my BOA shoes.
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It's been a long time since the last bike race in Lakewood! 1970something at Bonne Bell.
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Hmmm.......I'm gonna have to check into that. It's been a long, long time since I had a can of whoop *** opened up on me...
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what exactly is a criterium . what goes on and is there a link for more information about?
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It's a race conducted on a "closed course" with laps usually less than 1 mile in length. Race distance varies by catergory and will last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours with the newer riders riding the least amount of time. Riders will frequently chastise each other by saying things like "keep your line", "watch out", " hey WTF", and will even give free advice such as "get the F out of the way". Race intensity will go from a Sunday ride to turbo in a heartbeat, then slow back down only to go turbo and levels beyound. It is not uncommon to see visions of the Virgin Mary and/or old girlfriends above the next straight-a-way ahead.
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It's a race conducted on a "closed course" with laps usually less than 1 mile in length. Race distance varies by catergory and will last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours with the newer riders riding the least amount of time. Riders will frequently chastise each other by saying things like "keep your line", "watch out", " hey WTF", and will even give free advice such as "get the F out of the way". Race intensity will go from a Sunday ride to turbo in a heartbeat, then slow back down only to go turbo and levels beyound. It is not uncommon to see visions of the Virgin Mary and/or old girlfriends above the next straight-a-way ahead.
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I should also say that the 35+ riders all attempt to make make a "new mathmetic equation" where all riders work to be near the front 1/3 of those racing, but not any closer to the front.
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The thought of racing in downtown Lakewood seems like fun. However, I'll be racing that weekend here: https://www.montour75.com/Race_info..html
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sounds like something fun to watch i will have to make my way up there. thankyou for explaining it to me
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I had a few grunts 'n' words wityh Greg today and he didn't shine any light on the situation. He did, however, say that there was no bridge on the course.
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Ill be running by the shop tomorrow Mitch. Ill see if I can't shake the tree a little more....
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shake it gary!
Man oh man did i hear a super cool thing happening at rays next year
Man oh man did i hear a super cool thing happening at rays next year
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something that rhymes with
bindoor girt rumps
sweet.
bindoor girt rumps
sweet.
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