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Old 04-22-05, 01:33 AM
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heard crack was the new cleavage

so, today, I sagged the pants a bit. Wore a small shirt, and cinched up my messenger back to hike it up further. You should try this. Motorists totally dig it.
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I think I inadvertently do this every day...if honking and swearing is an indication of "digging it" then yes, you are correct.
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Actual conversation between finite42 and a motorist in traffic today. Linky linky

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Woo! I'm never buying underwear again!
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I would be mortally afraid that some cager would flick a cigarette butt down there and start a forest fire. I’m wearing fire resistant spandex undergarments as it is.

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wait im confused...i think it would get people here p***ed off and they would kill u for doing that
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I heard now that we are in the nineties it's going to make the seventies look like the sixties did in the eighties.

Of course that was a while ago so I'm not sure it's still true.

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Please, no! Think of your fellow cyclists! I've had to endure this regularly from two friends. It's not pretty!
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Say no to crack!

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