came in from a ride today and found this
thats what you get for stealing/kidnapping a leprechaun.... bad luck.
A few months ago I was riding wit my gf and a bird scored a shot on my thigh as I was passing in front of a bus stop bench. I looked down and there was an empty beetle carcas amidst the goo. 70 year-old fat woman started laughing when I screamed "that bird just sh*t a bug on me!"
ps. thanks for the stickers.
You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?
I was running with my gf once, and a bird shat on her face as it flew by. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and there were no trees around, so I had to take the bottom of her shirt to wipe it off. Far from a happy camper.
Originally Posted by Dr Irwin Goldstein
way "too" close ...../being a nerd.
Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef.
Wait a sec.
Around here, being shat on by a bird (the flying kind), is supposed to bring good luck.
Go buy a lottery ticket immediately.
haha my girlfriend was walking under an awning once and a pigeon shat right between her glasses and her eye... that's precision
Heredity or environment. You make the call.Originally Posted by cabana 4 life
This conversation has redeemed a long day of boring political *****. Thank you.
Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...