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    way to close

    came in from a ride today and found this

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    thats what you get for stealing/kidnapping a leprechaun.... bad luck.
    t.h.r.

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    A few months ago I was riding wit my gf and a bird scored a shot on my thigh as I was passing in front of a bus stop bench. I looked down and there was an empty beetle carcas amidst the goo. 70 year-old fat woman started laughing when I screamed "that bird just sh*t a bug on me!"

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    ps. thanks for the stickers.

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    You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?

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    I was running with my gf once, and a bird shat on her face as it flew by. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and there were no trees around, so I had to take the bottom of her shirt to wipe it off. Far from a happy camper.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Irwin Goldstein
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    way "too" close ...../being a nerd.
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    Wait a sec.
    Around here, being shat on by a bird (the flying kind), is supposed to bring good luck.
    Go buy a lottery ticket immediately.

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    haha my girlfriend was walking under an awning once and a pigeon shat right between her glasses and her eye... that's precision

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    ya no problem ,the shirts will be done real soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSSasky
    You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?
    why do i have to be a hipster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabana 4 life
    why do i have to be a hipster?
    Heredity or environment. You make the call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim-bob
    Heredity or environment. You make the call.

    thanx

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    This conversation has redeemed a long day of boring political *****. Thank you.
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    always happy to help out

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