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    Bike Porn?

    My friend back in the states who knows i'm a bike junky just linked me to a suicide girls page of a girl named nestor posing on a fix (brakeless). Is it bad that the first thought that came to mind was, oh, it's a conversion. Oh well. Man, i need help.
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    do a google search for "[Moderator Removed]," and "bike" and you will find a VERY interesting contraption...

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    OP,


    I'd comment, but I would have to review all applicable resources

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImOnCrank
    My friend back in the states who knows i'm a bike junky just linked me to a suicide girls page of a girl named nestor posing on a fix (brakeless). Is it bad that the first thought that came to mind was, oh, it's a conversion. Oh well. Man, i need help.
    can i get that link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by legalize_it
    can i get that link?

    haha

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    she's into fixed-gear, AND her favourite band is Bolt Thrower?!

    i think i'm in love...

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    oh noes. link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMenace
    she's into fixed-gear, AND her favourite band is Bolt Thrower?!

    i think i'm in love...
    woah. I'll fight you for her. watch your back because in battle there is no law.

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    yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

    4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
    no mercy foot-down deathmatch or
    tallbike joust TO THE DEATH...

    so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
    woah. I'll fight you for her. watch your back because in battle there is no law.

    troublemaker
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    Just look at the keywords in the guys post. "Suicide girls, fixie/bike, Nestor." google it and you'll find it.

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    lol, Bolt Thrower

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    "Nestor is no longer active on SuicideGirls.com"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryang
    "Nestor is no longer active on SuicideGirls.com"
    Scheißegal!

    Nestor is still active in my tiny, cold, black heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMenace
    yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

    4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
    no mercy foot-down deathmatch or
    tallbike joust TO THE DEATH...

    so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?
    Don't make me break out my spokecard ninjastar style. Woe is to he who stands on the other side of the spokecard ninjastar. My friend changed her password so i can't get back on. Damnation. Oh well nestor, our time together was brief but wonderful.
    Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...

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    guys guys guys.. step away from teh computer. seriously. are there NO LADIES on bikes in your respective 'hoods? really?
    *turd
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    Quote Originally Posted by turd
    guys guys guys.. step away from teh computer. seriously. are there NO LADIES on bikes in your respective 'hoods? really?

    LMAO!!! Ahh the outdoors... that place that exists AWAY from the 'puter

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    I'm friends with a (recently "retired") sg who happens to work at a well respected bike parts manufacturer. I know they read these forums periodically, so I don't want to get her or me in any trouble by giving any more info.
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    wait... wait...

    they were fighting over a GIRL? I thought they were fighting over the bike she was on...

    Doesn't matter either way, bike porn can't beat the real thing

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    this chick i knew when i was like 17 recently messaged me on myspace (haven't talked to her in 11 years) and apparently is a suicide girl now.

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    everyone is a goddamn suicide girl. it used to be impressive and now it is just more digital vomit. i prefer the analog variety.

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    maybe someone can try superimposing the nekkid chicks from www.lastnightsparty.com over your favorite builds from the FGG and jerk off to that, eh?

    i smell a photoshop contest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMenace
    everyone is a goddamn suicide girl. it used to be impressive and now it is just more digital vomit. i prefer the analog variety.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Analog vomit.

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    Life is definately passing me by in the fastlane. And I enjoy that. Dor and I klicked on turd's link to lastnightsparty. We will stick to our personal parties, thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMenace
    yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

    4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
    no mercy foot-down deathmatch or
    tallbike joust TO THE DEATH...

    so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?
    foot-down death match!!!



    yo turd, don't be mad! you can get my love too, just scurry over to my house on a bike (it doesn't even have to be a fixed gear!) and rock out to war master with me, it's a sure fire way to my heart.

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