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Old 10-16-05, 06:52 PM   #1
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Bike Porn?

My friend back in the states who knows i'm a bike junky just linked me to a suicide girls page of a girl named nestor posing on a fix (brakeless). Is it bad that the first thought that came to mind was, oh, it's a conversion. Oh well. Man, i need help.
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Old 10-16-05, 07:01 PM   #2
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do a google search for "[Moderator Removed]," and "bike" and you will find a VERY interesting contraption...
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I'd comment, but I would have to review all applicable resources
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Old 10-16-05, 07:56 PM   #4
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My friend back in the states who knows i'm a bike junky just linked me to a suicide girls page of a girl named nestor posing on a fix (brakeless). Is it bad that the first thought that came to mind was, oh, it's a conversion. Oh well. Man, i need help.
can i get that link?
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Old 10-16-05, 08:04 PM   #5
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can i get that link?

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Old 10-16-05, 08:22 PM   #6
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she's into fixed-gear, AND her favourite band is Bolt Thrower?!

i think i'm in love...
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Old 10-16-05, 08:24 PM   #7
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oh noes. link.
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Old 10-16-05, 08:29 PM   #8
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she's into fixed-gear, AND her favourite band is Bolt Thrower?!

i think i'm in love...
woah. I'll fight you for her. watch your back because in battle there is no law.
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yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
no mercy foot-down deathmatch or
tallbike joust TO THE DEATH...

so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?
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Old 10-16-05, 09:19 PM   #10
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woah. I'll fight you for her. watch your back because in battle there is no law.

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Just look at the keywords in the guys post. "Suicide girls, fixie/bike, Nestor." google it and you'll find it.
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lol, Bolt Thrower
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"Nestor is no longer active on SuicideGirls.com"
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"Nestor is no longer active on SuicideGirls.com"
Scheißegal!

Nestor is still active in my tiny, cold, black heart.
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Old 10-17-05, 01:42 AM   #15
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yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
no mercy foot-down deathmatch or
tallbike joust TO THE DEATH...

so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?
Don't make me break out my spokecard ninjastar style. Woe is to he who stands on the other side of the spokecard ninjastar. My friend changed her password so i can't get back on. Damnation. Oh well nestor, our time together was brief but wonderful.
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Old 10-17-05, 09:46 AM   #16
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guys guys guys.. step away from teh computer. seriously. are there NO LADIES on bikes in your respective 'hoods? really?
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Old 10-17-05, 10:20 AM   #17
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guys guys guys.. step away from teh computer. seriously. are there NO LADIES on bikes in your respective 'hoods? really?

LMAO!!! Ahh the outdoors... that place that exists AWAY from the 'puter
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Old 10-17-05, 12:09 PM   #18
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I'm friends with a (recently "retired") sg who happens to work at a well respected bike parts manufacturer. I know they read these forums periodically, so I don't want to get her or me in any trouble by giving any more info.
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Old 10-17-05, 12:25 PM   #19
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wait... wait...

they were fighting over a GIRL? I thought they were fighting over the bike she was on...

Doesn't matter either way, bike porn can't beat the real thing
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Old 10-17-05, 02:31 PM   #20
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this chick i knew when i was like 17 recently messaged me on myspace (haven't talked to her in 11 years) and apparently is a suicide girl now.
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everyone is a goddamn suicide girl. it used to be impressive and now it is just more digital vomit. i prefer the analog variety.
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maybe someone can try superimposing the nekkid chicks from www.lastnightsparty.com over your favorite builds from the FGG and jerk off to that, eh?

i smell a photoshop contest!
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everyone is a goddamn suicide girl. it used to be impressive and now it is just more digital vomit. i prefer the analog variety.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Analog vomit.
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Life is definately passing me by in the fastlane. And I enjoy that. Dor and I klicked on turd's link to lastnightsparty. We will stick to our personal parties, thank you very much.
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yeah! it's on! choose your poison:

4000m pursuit on the velodrome or
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so what do you say? you feeling lucky, punk?
foot-down death match!!!



yo turd, don't be mad! you can get my love too, just scurry over to my house on a bike (it doesn't even have to be a fixed gear!) and rock out to war master with me, it's a sure fire way to my heart.
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