Ok so for all those who cannot make it to chicago this weekend, I've formulated a do-it-yourself simulation:
Step 1: get lots of sparks and put them in the fridge, 6pack minimum.
Step 2: find some other local bffg members and invite them to the festivities.
Step 3: invite some out of towners and (local/non-local) pirates.
Step 4: race in an alleycat saturday and get your ass kicked by the pirates.
Step 5: go to the local velodrome sunday (if one exists) and get your ass kicked by the pirates.
Step 6: drink all the booze you can find in between events.
Step 7: have funs.