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    I am an incurable. delay's Avatar
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    whats the stupidest thing that happened to you at the MNG?

    Some of you probably have me beaten...but...

    On my way to the friends house I was staying at on Saturday night (99% intoxicated) I ended up on Rush Street where all those poncy bars are located. I ride in front of a black Mercedes and get into a track stand waiting for a break to get through the light. All of the sudden, my drunken light headedness gets the best of me. I realize I am falling over and am not sure what to do.

    The moral of the story is that I proceeded to fall backwards onto the hood of this expensive automobile.

    My response was to put my hand down on it. Lift myself off (I hadn't come unclipped) and proceed to ride off.


    Please, other than getting arrested, tell me something more embarrassing.

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    riding cyclocross steez back from val's friday night on a closed section of street.. i don't know how we didn't all end up with flats. i'm never following juvikyle again.

    all of shants' antics are up there as well.

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    spin the bottle with teenagers.

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    hahahaha, **** yes.

    EDIT: if it makes you feel any better, i think only a couple of those young dudes were actually teenagers. sketchville.
    Last edited by shants; 11-15-05 at 07:10 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Msngr
    spin the bottle with teenagers.
    Lecherous ...

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    jitensha bounced off a cop car friday night, i'll let him post about it
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    Itís an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
    riding cyclocross steez back from val's friday night on a closed section of street.. i don't know how we didn't all end up with flats. i'm never following juvikyle again.
    the best thing is that i have very very little recollection of that ride home.. other than that i couldn't see a ****ing thing.

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    friday night, riding leg 2 of the race, being so amped that i went out WAY to hard and toatlly thrashed my bronchiae. i was coughing for the rest of the weekend.

    riding xc style, curb-hopping insanity, following cogsci to checkpoint 2.
    that and thinking i'd lost my manifest at checkpoint 5.

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    i think FnB needs to post about his sleeping situation with msngr friday night.

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    i also think shants is the most quotable person of the weekend.

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    walking into the men's room at some random bar, being too drunk to realize i was in the men's room, and actually asking some guy (who was peeing at a urinal) what he was doing in the girls room.

    and then losing my balance and falling on him.

    eep.

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    being bit to buzzed with Msngr at like 3Am to navigate back and having to wake up Salome to come and pick our stupid arses up.

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    how come so many of these "stupidest things" involve me?

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    good point.

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    yeah i'm glad a kept a safe distance from msngr and shants
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    Itís an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    I distinctly remember someone punching me in the arm on Saturday night and me turning around and punching this person in the face. It wasn't hard, but i think the person turned around and walked away without saying anything.

    Problem is, I have no idea who it was.
    Anyone here?
    Anyone here still wanna rumble with tinkerbell?

    oh yeah,, and there was that whole "oops! i just f*cked up my host's arm" thing.
    like wtf mother f*cker!? You asshat.
    ..
    years from now I will still have no clue how that ******** happened.

    Shantykins,,, I got your back big money. That ride home was ********. And you didn't have your contact in, so you were blinking all over the place and riding with one eye closed. For real though, I'm amazed we didn't die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Msngr
    how come so many of these "stupidest things" involve me?
    *Ahem* For teh win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by salome
    i think FnB needs to post about his sleeping situation with msngr friday night.
    um... i think Msngr has a lot more explaining to do, personally. i mean, jeez - it's encouraging to know that i've got the kind of figure that's hard to resist, but next time i'm charging for the pleasure.


    Quote Originally Posted by salome
    i also think shants is the most quotable person of the weekend.
    this is true beyond a doubt. dude is the most accomplished swearer i've ever come across, bar none. and listening to him make fun of his 'Ronald McDonald Happy Meal' bike, while totally sh1tfaced and squinting out of his one good eye had me in tears. freeeekin' hilarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spud
    jitensha bounced off a cop car friday night, i'll let him post about it
    you forgot the part where i fell over in front of it after i bounced off it. i think that might fall under humorous instead of stupid. if i'd thumped the car without realizing it was a copmobile, that would've been stupid. i'd have to say the stupidest thing i did all weekend was ride around on a 50-tooth ring after being off the bike for three weeks. ouch.

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    shants in full neon garb on the happy meal with wheels saying "holy jesus hitler fu<k" and "aerobic party assasin jams" is in dead heat with spin the bottle and watching msngr tackle and make out with an 18 year old dude... classic

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    I believe the actual quote was "Holy Jesus ***** Hitler!" I could be mistaken.

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    i think there were many variations, but holy, jesus and hitler were always in there somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
    i think there were many variations, but holy, jesus and hitler were always in there somewhere
    yeah, that's the one. there should be an award for creative swearing - the SHANTSY. he took it home this weekend fer sure

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    I can't help thinking that somehow I missed the best and worst of times over the course of the weekend.

    but all the same... I haven't consumed that much Old Style Light in well....ever.

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    i honestly don't really remember even being at val's place on friday night. i'm assuming that's when i was off the chain with the blathering.

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