Some of you probably have me beaten...but...
On my way to the friends house I was staying at on Saturday night (99% intoxicated) I ended up on Rush Street where all those poncy bars are located. I ride in front of a black Mercedes and get into a track stand waiting for a break to get through the light. All of the sudden, my drunken light headedness gets the best of me. I realize I am falling over and am not sure what to do.
The moral of the story is that I proceeded to fall backwards onto the hood of this expensive automobile.
My response was to put my hand down on it. Lift myself off (I hadn't come unclipped) and proceed to ride off.
Please, other than getting arrested, tell me something more embarrassing.