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Old 11-22-05, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by steaktaco
well... it's a blood vessel I did for work, but the client thought it had too much cholesterol (said the person would be dead). but what does he know, he's only a pharmacist.

but if I said it's a flaccid penis, could I be banned?
I seriously thought it was the latest in tubular tire tech: a cross section photo. Actually thought about using them on the track.Yeah, I got it bad too...
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Old 11-23-05, 01:13 AM
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Maybe he is banned. His account isn't accepting any PM's, or do you need to ****** your box?
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Old 11-23-05, 01:34 AM
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Calling the mods Nazis gets you a slap on the wrist.
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Old 11-23-05, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Kiecker
Maybe he is banned. His account isn't accepting any PM's, or do you need to ****** your box?
I think you're right. You can't send an email to him, either. And earlier tonight, his status didn't say '.banned'

Get some work done SteakTaco! I know you're reading this logged in as 'guest' with the join menu on the top and all the adds and everything...
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Old 11-23-05, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by steaktaco
if only through the end of the year? I have got so much work to do and I just can't seem to get to it—everything gets pushed off, schedules reworked, late evenings/weekends are totally booked. I'm out of time and I need to stop coming, but just can't help myself—the kids at the fixed gear/singlespeed forum are just way too fun.

I thought this would be over as soon as we finished the bffg/mng weekend but it's only gotten worse now that I've met some of you.

help
Just put take the shortcut off the desktop and you'll visit less. Or go up to the pictures thread and make innocent comments on people's bikes.
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Old 11-23-05, 11:20 AM
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I love flaccid penii
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Old 11-23-05, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by koffee brown
Yes. Penis is unacceptable. You are banned!

Koffee

(ok, just kidding. Just for all this, I refuse to ban you. Suffer! *cackle*)
Looks like you are now the Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger of the bikeforum, way to go steaktaco!!!!
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Old 11-23-05, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by $0.00/Gal
Calling the mods Nazis gets you a slap on the wrist.
not calling the Chicago Metra Polizia a bunch of Nazis can get you a night in jail
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Old 11-23-05, 03:15 PM
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Penis is unacceptable


I think this was meant in a different way.
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Old 11-24-05, 02:10 AM
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I am confused?

Is PENIS acceptable in certain context?

Or is Penii acceptable because it is nonexistent.

Hey steaky! write something like this to get banned:

Boy does [165] have a really nice Penis. I would sure like to see it in person sometime rather than on the internet.

or

I wish I was going to the ride with you all tonight, but the moderators deleted my ability to see what was going on. Those a_sses. Hmmm. Maybe they should just move this thread to another forum. F_ucking S_hit. Crappola. Don't forget that Benito Musilini got hung by his own people! Fascists.

That would most definetly get you banned.

I want you to stay on the board!

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Old 11-24-05, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by atomsuite
There is a solution....but you won't like it.

Pick up a video game and start spending all of your time playing that. Oh, and start drinking a lot of scotch...and cracker type snack foods. After you gain 30 pounds you won't feel so bad about sitting on your ass visiting bike forums while you're not riding. Even if it does take up your free time.

Oh, start smoking too. And eat nothing but Hamburger Helper products (Tuna Helper is also acceptable).
I take offense. I find mind self mostly trolling here nowadays, but I blame neither the scotch nor cigarette addiction. I blame you guys.

In fact, I think I am only here when I drink scotch and smoke cigarettes*. Getting to blame, it's all your fault

*edit: which I am!
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Old 11-26-05, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by EnLaCalle
If company IT blocked bikeforums on me, I think I would have to quit my job. Seriously.
lol, gettin' paid to read BF is my occupation as well
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Old 11-26-05, 11:51 AM
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Old 11-26-05, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by [165]
Penis is unacceptable


I think this was meant in a different way.
You did not!
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