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    bannned steaktaco's Avatar
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    Can I be banned please?

    if only through the end of the year? I have got so much work to do and I just can't seem to get to it—everything gets pushed off, schedules reworked, late evenings/weekends are totally booked. I'm out of time and I need to stop coming, but just can't help myself—the kids at the fixed gear/singlespeed forum are just way too fun.

    I thought this would be over as soon as we finished the bffg/mng weekend but it's only gotten worse now that I've met some of you.

    help
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    aww, does someody need an intervention?

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    i think we need s Fixed gear riders anonymous.... My name is Steaktaco and Im a Fix-aholic

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    first explain your new avatar
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    well... it's a blood vessel I did for work, but the client thought it had too much cholesterol (said the person would be dead). but what does he know, he's only a pharmacist.

    but if I said it's a flaccid penis, could I be banned?
    steaktaco.com <-- poohoopsies.


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    have your IT person block the website

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    i am sure that i hate you spud's Avatar
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    edit your hosts file in C:\Windows
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
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    Of Proposition 187

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    If company IT blocked bikeforums on me, I think I would have to quit my job. Seriously.

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    just modify your hosts file, it's easier

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    format c:

    most sure-fire solution i know of

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    I have no idea what you computer geeks are talking about

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    holy sh1t, best avatar ever.

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    ))&lt;&gt;(( forever. xunwedsailorx's Avatar
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    get dial up. you'll hate life forever.

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    Be careful what you wish for.

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    Yes. Penis is unacceptable. You are banned!

    Koffee

    (ok, just kidding. Just for all this, I refuse to ban you. Suffer! *cackle*)

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    I thought it was a cross section of some kind of rim...
    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacKid View Post
    I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
    IRO Angus Casati Gold Line

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    Show us your true work and I'll see what I can do...
    .cinelli.olympic.surly.long.haul.trucker.kona.ku.surly.steamroller.
    .litespeed.classic.litespeed.firenze.bianchi.pista.dean.colonel.plus.more.

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    There is a solution....but you won't like it.

    Pick up a video game and start spending all of your time playing that. Oh, and start drinking a lot of scotch...and ******* type snack foods. After you gain 30 pounds you won't feel so bad about sitting on your ass visiting bike forums while you're not riding. Even if it does take up your free time.

    Oh, start smoking too. And eat nothing but Hamburger Helper products (Tuna Helper is also acceptable).

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    dc pirate, 4evah. chimblysweep's Avatar
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    c'mon taco. that's not very stylish of you. if you really wanted to get banned, you'd find a far more clever and creative way...
    nude photos
    obscenities
    plots to take over developing nations
    declarations of war against rival FG boards
    intricate plans to turn crappy frames into pipe bombs
    lewd comments toward msngr
    revealing the secret ingredient
    drunken posts with photos and suggestive dialogue not suitable for young audiences
    homophobic comments

    the possibilities are endless.
    this thread is a disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimblysweep
    c'mon taco. that's not very stylish of you. if you really wanted to get banned, you'd find a far more clever and creative way...
    nude photos
    obscenities
    plots to take over developing nations
    declarations of war against rival FG boards
    intricate plans to turn crappy frames into pipe bombs
    lewd comments toward msngr
    revealing the secret ingredient
    drunken posts with photos and suggestive dialogue not suitable for young audiences
    homophobic comments

    the possibilities are endless.
    this thread is a disappointment.
    i'm pretty sure he's done most of those

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    ( _,_ )
    steaktaco.com <-- poohoopsies.


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    this thread has potential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimblysweep
    homophobic comments
    Hey, it worked for Sincity over in the Road Forums...
    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacKid View Post
    I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
    IRO Angus Casati Gold Line

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    dc pirate, 4evah. chimblysweep's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by steaktaco
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    not suggestive enough.
    c'mon.
    you can do it.

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    yarrr, did you drink that sparks yet taco?
    putting the pi back in pirate!
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    Of Proposition 187

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