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    ATTN: DC Pirates (and other sparks drinkers)

    i offer my appologies for my **** talkin about sparks.


    i got all ****ed up/spun off about 13 of them ol' boys today, and i had a pretty good time.


    respect is earned.

    sorry for being so hard on all the sparks drinkers.



    now, back to my bottle of jim beam.

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    My friends have a drink called the "crippler".

    Colt 45 + Sparks.

    *shudder*

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    i may have to try that

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    holy lord, you dusted off 13 sparks in one sitting? is there some smaller size that i'm not aware of?

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    yeah i dont know, i've never heard of the baker's dozen on sparks. i've drank three and a beer in one sitting. we got justin79 to drink 6 the other night he made it home on his bike in the snow ok, but anymore than that and i'm not sure.

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    and yes sparks rocks my world.
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    Itís an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    damn, i never had that new hip drink. when's the next occasion....?

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    one of the biggest mistakes of the past 6 months was half a bottle of nyquil followed up by 3 sparks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brunning
    one of the biggest mistakes of the past 6 months was half a bottle of nyquil followed up by 3 sparks.

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    well, if sparks makes people promise to make other people dinner, then flake, not call, and later confirm no dinner after the fact via text message, it is indeed the devil's drink.

    *EHEM* tink *cough cough*

    but you can't blame the sparks for that sort of behavoir.

    - the hungry pirates (LBK, spud, chimbly)

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcelinyc
    damn, i never had that new hip drink. when's the next occasion....?
    Hammer, you were smashed in DC in company of Pirates and there were no Sparks involved? Chimbly has a lot of explaining to do
    If you are not having any fun, it's all your fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by dosoner
    i offer my appologies for my **** talkin about sparks.


    i got all ****ed up/spun off about 13 of them ol' boys today, and i had a pretty good time.


    respect is earned.

    sorry for being so hard on all the sparks drinkers.



    now, back to my bottle of jim beam.
    So one time I had 7 Sparks and then a bunch of Sake. But if I would have tried posting a thread about it. I do believe that it would have looked like this.



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    I also did not remember anything that had happened that night.
    It totally ruined my life.

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    i better stick to the old fashion stimulants/depressants. sorry ur life's ruined

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    sparks hasnt ruined my life. next time youre in DC i'll make sure you get some marceli
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    Itís an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    Sparx makes me feel like I'm somewhere in between getting ready to vomit and....getting ready to vomit with a lot of energy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimblysweep
    well, if sparks makes people promise to make other people dinner, then flake, not call, and later confirm no dinner after the fact via text message, it is indeed the devil's drink.

    *EHEM* tink *cough cough*

    but you can't blame the sparks for that sort of behavoir.

    - the hungry pirates (LBK, spud, chimbly)
    *ehem* yourself, ol' chimbly. You have a whole night that went unaccounted for when the Brooklyn crew was in DC. WE WERE THERE FOR YOU.

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    The massive amount of sugar means that my stomach has a hard time dealing with more than three in a sitting. I'll stick to Rainier

    I do feel like ****ing superman after drinking a few of them in a row though.

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    I like to have one at the beginning of a ride, then pbr and jameson for subsequent stops. Whenever I get to wherever it is that I feel like I'm going to turn around at, I have another one there.

    It seems to work well. It's not drinking responsibly, but it's drinking intelligently

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    skdehaflgAWBN?"m/'ı"a 'qrgjg Ý
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    for real tho
    give that sh*t some respek
    sparks is the new crack
    1997 style baby!



    but it's drinking intelligently
    suuuuuuuure it is....

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    i am sure that i hate you spud's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by knifefight
    *ehem* yourself, ol' chimbly. You have a whole night that went unaccounted for when the Brooklyn crew was in DC. WE WERE THERE FOR YOU.
    i didnt see any of you brooklyn kids (pnc included) cooking anything that weekend. just cause you all got in the top 10 doesnt get you off the hook.
    putting the pi back in pirate!
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    Of Proposition 187

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    Quote Originally Posted by tink20seven
    suuuuuuuure it is....
    It is. Trust me on this, I am a quite accomplished, fully functional drunk. There are many tricks that I've learned along the way. This is one of them. It results in:

    1) A good ride, that I have energy for
    2) A nice buzz, but I can still find my way home
    3) A much better feeling digestive system the next day

    Give it a few years. You're just a kid. If you stay on the same path with the Sparqs, you're going to need this advice sometime soon...

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    sparks is weird; i have to drink like three of them to feel anything at all. and then usually it just makes my anxiety act up probably because i am hyperactive and it is an energy drink mixed with alcohol. if i want to get drunk quick i just go for a 40 of hurricane and a few yeunglings to follow it up... guess i'm boring

    maybe i should try the sparks thing again though... perhaps if i blast through four of them really fast i'll get tipsy. it's pretty tasty, that's for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfield
    The massive amount of sugar means that my stomach has a hard time dealing with more than three in a sitting. I'll stick to Rainier

    I do feel like ****ing superman after drinking a few of them in a row though.
    Do you know if there is ANYWHERE in portland that sells ranier 40's, cause they exist up in washington but I have not seen nary a one in portland and good lord do I want one.

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    i drank 4 sparks in less than 2 hours the other night, followed by a couple high lifes and a swig of jd. on an empty stomach. it was all the alchohol i had in the house and i was desperate. sometimes you gotta...

    anyway, i learned that puking up sparks is a thoroughly revolting experience.

    if i need an extra kick, i'm gonna start making mixdrinks with steven segal 'lightening bolt' energy drink. heck yes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by endform
    Do you know if there is ANYWHERE in portland that sells ranier 40's, cause they exist up in washington but I have not seen nary a one in portland and good lord do I want one.
    Are we talking regular ranier 40's, or the good stuff....Rainier Ale 40's? I thought I remembered seeing them at this little corner market right by my house but now i'm not so sure. I'll check it out this weekend, the name of it is Swan Mart and it's ridiculously overpriced and located on Barbur Blvd. When i used to go to school in McMinnville you could find those mother****ers everywhere. Probably because th town's so white trash. If I find them, I'll let you know.

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