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Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

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Old 12-11-05, 08:05 AM   #1
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This poor guy thinks he has a Track Bike!

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Velorazzo-ro...QQcmdZViewItem
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Old 12-11-05, 08:10 AM   #2
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Looks like the guy may need the money for his next hit of heroin.
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Old 12-11-05, 08:44 AM   #3
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So does the kid come with it. Why is he in the pic?
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Old 12-11-05, 09:12 AM   #4
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This listing IS a joke, right?
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Old 12-11-05, 09:44 AM   #5
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too dumb to be real.

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Old 12-11-05, 09:54 AM   #6
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there's no way english is this guy's first language.
what a strange auction...
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Old 12-11-05, 10:04 AM   #7
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"Sacrificing at a great price because my account is on overdraft." <-- nice.
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Old 12-11-05, 10:05 AM   #8
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Geez, give the lad a sandwich.

I like the load of laundry in the background for added pathos.
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Old 12-11-05, 10:06 AM   #9
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i'll go punch him in the face if someone pays the greyhound fare.
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How funny, I'll be in Sequim, Washington in a couple weeks. Shall I ask him personally what on earth he was thinking?
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Old 12-11-05, 10:13 AM   #11
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Knuckle sandwich, more like.
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Old 12-11-05, 10:18 AM   #12
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Does this mean I have to lose the kashigood name, and get a new E-bay name?
I did the laundry yesterday, BTW.
Why are my eyes closed? Cuz I'm invisible!
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Old 12-11-05, 10:23 AM   #14
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Does this mean I have to lose the kashigood name, and get a new E-bay name?
I did the laundry yesterday, BTW.
Why are my eyes closed? Cuz I'm invisible!
What on earth were you thinking? Wanna ride bikes when I'm in Sequim?
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Old 12-11-05, 10:35 AM   #15
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What on earth were you thinking? Wanna ride bikes when I'm in Sequim?
You actually ride your bike? You must be a pro or something. Where's Sequim?
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[QUOTE=Serendipper]Where's Sequim? [/QUOTE

Far side of the moon. Great for no-handed bunny hops.
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Old 12-11-05, 12:11 PM   #17
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Thats the perfect bike for me to ride to my dish washing job at Taco Bell. no shifters, i will just have to lower the seat all the way and put it in the Big chain ring/ smallest cog
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Old 12-11-05, 12:57 PM   #18
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"Even though I call it fixed gear it is set up with 3 in the front and 7 in the back."

"I was clocked on this bike riding with one speed at 45mph. Very fun!"

MERTON?! Is that you?
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Old 12-11-05, 01:23 PM   #19
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i'll go punch him in the face if someone pays the greyhound fare.

yeah, yeah, pay for me too. I want to go, come on, come on, pay for for me too.
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Old 12-11-05, 01:55 PM   #20
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Huffing paint makes bike selling hard!
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Old 12-11-05, 02:23 PM   #21
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I bet he knows he does not have a track bike...but has learned that if he adds "Track bike" to the description it will be seen by more people, and could possibly go higher.
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Old 12-11-05, 06:16 PM   #22
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I love it. He calls it a "fixed-gear" because he can't shift. Beautiful.
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Old 12-11-05, 06:20 PM   #23
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that makes it single speed not fixed
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Old 12-11-05, 07:13 PM   #24
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Why don't we all just cut the kid some slack and do his laundry for the bike. Or maybe we could trade him a unicycle.
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i'll go punch him in the face if someone pays the greyhound fare.
I'll throw in the first 5. Any one else?
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