Taken from Issue #93, December 2005 - XLR8R Magazine
"10. Track Bikes : Track bike riders are the new vegans. They get all sanctimonious if you have brakes and they go to brunch with their pant legs rolled up and their chains around their waists so that even when they're not on their precious baby bikes people will know they're elite. And don't invite them to a party at your house or they will drop their noisy chains on the floor 400 times, drink all your beer and piss in their pants."