ok, y'all need to come.
this ain't our race, but it's a fun race. we'll fill in the weekend.
we will take good care of you. pirates will arrange housing as necessary, along with before-events, sparks-a-plenty, after-events, and lovely DC photo opportunities.
our breaking-arms record is now 1 of 2.
ALL EVENTS ARE RAIN OR SHINE. if you're going to be a *****, stay the **** out of our city. we're pirates and we roll like that.
Ken's bday party, for those in NYC
Possible low-key pillage for early arrivals, pm for info.
SATURDAY (my mom's bday. please remind me to call. please.):
2pm Monster Truck Show , $10ish, MCI Center. Meetup at F and 5th.
4:30pm Slow easy orientation for the out of towners ride, dinner, ****ing cheap drinks, BF love. Meetup at 14th & K.
5:30om if you missed the ride you can find us getting ****faced at Asylum on $.25 high life pints.
8pm Registration, meetup at Warehouse (Remember, kids, 8pm registration means the race is gonna start sometime after 9pm, so don't get your panties in a bundle about getting there on time, ok?)
madness to follow.
SUNDAY (Ken's freaking birthday):
fix events, as Dan schedules.
afternoon ride and beer, sunday style. details TBA.
12:30pm - National Zoo - butterstick (the baby panda) viewing. I have 18 tix.
Chicago? Boston? SF? we want to see you all out there. this is not a race to be missed.
i'm posting this plenty early so that you can make travel arrangements and commence smack-talking.
speaking of smack talking... it's been a while since i've gotten to race for real. i'm looking forward to it, and i'm going to bring it. game on.