What threads I should never start.
01-05-06, 05:08 PM
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What threads I should never start.
After witnessing the debacle that was/ is Pistaboy, I got to thinking. Never wanting this to happen to me, I figured I would come up with a comprehensive list of threads I won't start due to the potential that I will either be called a hipster, or a troll.
1. Which bike is better? (have in the past started this thread)
2. Which bag is better? (recently started one of these)
3. Anything involving "breaks" and to a lesser extent brakes.
4. Threads about the wearing or non-wearing of a helmet
I could have sworn the list would be longer...but I can't think of anything else.
1. Which bike is better? (have in the past started this thread)
2. Which bag is better? (recently started one of these)
3. Anything involving "breaks" and to a lesser extent brakes.
4. Threads about the wearing or non-wearing of a helmet
I could have sworn the list would be longer...but I can't think of anything else.
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01-05-06, 05:10 PM
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5. Threads involving graphic images of anal sex.
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01-05-06, 05:12 PM
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nothing involving the word "feltching," was a disgusting day at work when that one was explained to me
01-05-06, 05:15 PM
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6. Polls about... jeez, I can't think of anything 'cause I'm grossed out by that whole feltching thing.
01-05-06, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
nothing involving the word "feltching," was a disgusting day at work when that one was explained to me
that and enema shooting--until an, uh... "unexpected projectile" followed the water out and the model who'd been exercising her anal canon for an hour or so began crying out of embarrassment.
01-05-06, 05:18 PM
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If you talk smack on IRO's or admit
using a fake(front brake) you will get
modspanked.
using a fake(front brake) you will get
modspanked.
01-05-06, 05:19 PM
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Wow, it is amazing how quickly this thread just gained membership on the list of threads I should not start.
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01-05-06, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by the homealien
weren't quite expecting this can of worms, were you delay?
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Originally Posted by visitordesign
i've had to film that before.
that and enema shooting--until an, uh... "unexpected projectile" followed the water out and the model who'd been exercising her anal canon for an hour or so began crying out of embarrassment.
that and enema shooting--until an, uh... "unexpected projectile" followed the water out and the model who'd been exercising her anal canon for an hour or so began crying out of embarrassment.
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01-05-06, 05:35 PM
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obviously he's a flight instructor.
01-05-06, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by hyperRevue
What the hell do you do?
tough work.
01-05-06, 05:48 PM
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I nominate this for thread of the week.
01-05-06, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by visitordesign
i make all sorts of stuff. but in college i was a pornographer's photo assistant for a couple of years. i had to watch that guy pete steele get blown by and feign sex with that porn star shane. my crowning achievement was not vomiting at the lameness.
tough work.
tough work.
you must have some ****ed up stories, though. please do/don't share.
01-05-06, 05:56 PM
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i think this thread is a perfect example of the type of threads NOT to start. they always turn into a hand job community... of course, that pretty much sums up all threads in this forum as of late.
01-05-06, 05:57 PM
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That's it. You're grounded.
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