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Old 01-27-06, 05:33 PM
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"I open his car door, grab him by his collar and pull him toward me, then punch him twice in the mouth. Rather than assume the beating, I clip in and ride away."

Thats great more people should try this.
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Originally Posted by sentinel
Yes, you were in the wrong. I understand the desire to get even, but at the point you battered him, he was not a danger to you. Yelling at him would have been no issue, but physically touching him was wrong.
One would argue that trowing a bottle of bear at someone is an act or recklessness and could of very well hurt this guy.. I can't pounch very good and Im not related to Rocky but I would of probably have had the urge to do what you did... well.. pretending that I ever could.. OK maybe I would of well.. thow my bike at him! nah... My bike is too good for him!
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Old 01-27-06, 05:40 PM
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a bottle of bears could seriously **** someone up! especially grizzlies!
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I wouldn't have done it that way.
Me? I would have knocked on his window, he'd roll it down probably saying something lame .. then I'd just intimidate the living **** out of him untill he started crying in front of his "significant" other. Then back hand him.. crawl across him and give his girl a sloppy ass kiss (pending she isnt a cow). He'd be scarred for life.
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Originally Posted by Nebulae
I wouldn't have done it that way.
Me? I would have knocked on his window, he'd roll it down probably saying something lame .. then I'd just intimidate the living **** out of him untill he started crying in front of his "significant" other. Then back hand him.. crawl across him and give his girl a sloppy ass kiss (pending she isnt a cow). He'd be scarred for life.
lol... OK Rocky!( love the pic)
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Old 01-27-06, 05:54 PM
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It's human nature. Although not the proper approach, I would've done exactly what the OP did.
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Old 01-27-06, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by queerpunk
what is a ****** to do?
It's not often that I actually laugh out loud reading these forums, but that whole post was ****ing gold. When I read the above quoted sentence the first thought in my head was:



... which probably wasn't the idea QP was going for.
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Old 01-27-06, 06:04 PM
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Justice and the law are two separate things. The OP's wrong legally, but he did dish out some justice which is what really counts.
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Old 01-27-06, 06:11 PM
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i wish i had the guts to do what you did. My hero
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Unfortunately.. ******bags like that don't usually learn from there mistakes and it most likely gave him more "reason" to **** with bikers.

I still applaud your performance good sir.
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Wow. You are crowned King of the Badasses in my mind.
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Good job sir.
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Old 01-27-06, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
I can't punch very good and Im not related to Rocky !
That's what your U-lock sitting in your back pocket is for, duh.
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Old 01-27-06, 07:51 PM
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sometimes violence is the only thing that will make people listen to you.. good job dude. that guy will have more respect for cyclists know that being in a car wont keep him from getting his teeth knocked out.
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Hot damn yes, violence is the only answer. ******** kill his dog and piss on his door while you're at it!!! Anyways, dude was not only a litterbug but a sonovab*tchinbastardnazic*ckcsucker****obbincumguzzing punk and therefore you are officially the man.
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Old 01-27-06, 08:04 PM
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some people understand talking. some people only speak the language of brute force.
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the kind of people that throw bottles at people on bikes only understand force.

"excuse me sir you tryed to kill me for fun and i think thats wrong"

probably wouldnt do much.
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I sure hope most of you are joking.
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i think more violence by cyclists is a good thing. people don't go starting **** with dudes on motorcycles. drivers need to fear us.
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i don't know what to think. most of us abhor violence, but most of us recognize the need to fight back when attacked, and then there's the PR consideration. i dunno....
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There's a big difference between fighting back and being the aggressor. When the idiot throws the bottle and leaves, he is no longer the aggressor. He is still wrong and should be punished, but by the legal system and not you when you ride up after he has driven off. If he were to get out of the car and threaten you, fight back with all means necessary, but riding up and pulling him from the car and beating him is not the answer.
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Well done, if he was obviously trying to hit you with a glass bottle. Imagine when his friends ask him how his mouth got busted up... "Err, a bicyclist pulled me out of my car in the presence of my girlfriend for throwing a bottle at him..."

Still, the traditional method sound better to me: shout in the "who are you to throw bottles at people" bit through the window, then U-lock the windscreen/kick the mirror off and ride away.
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Old 01-28-06, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
One would argue that trowing a bottle of bear at someone is an act or recklessness and could of very well hurt this guy.. I can't pounch very good and Im not related to Rocky but I would of probably have had the urge to do what you did... well.. pretending that I ever could.. OK maybe I would of well.. thow my bike at him! nah... My bike is too good for him!
a bottle of bear and a pounch thrown in for good luck.
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