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    Senior Member sers's Avatar
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    bringing the bike into the bedroom

    is it possible to integrate the other love of ones' life into ones' lovemaking? i speak, of course, about the two pedal tandem, not the one handed trackstand - if you get my drift.

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    physics hertz.

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    boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

    Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.

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    my penis is fixed gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ella
    boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

    Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.
    boys are scared of the other side of the bed. j/k

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    you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by humancongereel
    you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.
    i think deep drop track bars might make it interesting.

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    live free or die trying humancongereel's Avatar
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    oooohhh...and i do have those (and use them from time to time)

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    me, my girl wearing a mesh safety vest, and the kilo tt. damn near the funnest thing that's ever happened.

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    chip thunder is my hero

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    Your bike leaves the bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12XU
    Your bike leaves the bed?
    IBTL !

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    I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

    Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
    I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
    " Where's my hair brush?"
    " I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
    One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
    " Quick, pinch off her arm!"
    " Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
    We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point.
    Fun times.

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    I'm trying to figure out if I should be disturbed or elated by this.

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    my bike chills next to my bed, which isn't too weird. you guys seem like a bunch of pervs.

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    hhhhahaahahahahaah

    I actually laughed aloud ...lol
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    lube her up and plug the bars.
    physics hertz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonsan
    I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

    Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
    I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
    " Where's my hair brush?"
    " I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
    One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
    " Quick, pinch off her arm!"
    " Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
    We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point.
    Fun times.
    Whoa...

    Dude.

    Seriously. TMI.

    Quoted for posterity.

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    I couldn't car less. jeff williams's Avatar
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    Shhhh!
    Let her sleep and we'll go for brunch.
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    In my old apartment, my track bike and my singlespeed would sleep hanging at the end of my bed...My girlfriend used to think i was looking at them when.....being with her...I was.

    xvx
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    my two babies (not fully assembled yet) sleeps next to my bed every night.
    enjoy your worries, you may never have them again.

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    i just throw a blanket over it, i dont want to see it.

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    my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRed
    my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.
    What? No pics?

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    mats? what? grease from sitting on the bike? what a *****.

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