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Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

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Old 02-04-06, 01:04 AM   #1
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bringing the bike into the bedroom

is it possible to integrate the other love of ones' life into ones' lovemaking? i speak, of course, about the two pedal tandem, not the one handed trackstand - if you get my drift.
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Old 02-04-06, 01:06 AM   #2
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boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.
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my penis is fixed gear.
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boys are ALWAYS getting scared off/intimidated by the fixie on the other side of the bed.

Actually, there's not any room for anyone else.
boys are scared of the other side of the bed. j/k
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Old 02-04-06, 01:42 AM   #6
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you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.
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you know, i asked my girlfriend if the bike could ever join us in bed, and she said no. which sucked, but at the same time, i'm not sure what we'd do with the bike.
i think deep drop track bars might make it interesting.
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oooohhh...and i do have those (and use them from time to time)
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me, my girl wearing a mesh safety vest, and the kilo tt. damn near the funnest thing that's ever happened.
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Your bike leaves the bed?
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I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
" Where's my hair brush?"
" I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
" Quick, pinch off her arm!"
" Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point.
Fun times.
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Old 02-04-06, 11:39 AM   #14
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I'm trying to figure out if I should be disturbed or elated by this.
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Old 02-04-06, 11:41 AM   #15
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my bike chills next to my bed, which isn't too weird. you guys seem like a bunch of pervs.
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hhhhahaahahahahaah

I actually laughed aloud ...lol
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lube her up and plug the bars.
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Old 02-04-06, 01:49 PM   #18
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I know someone who sleeps with their bike hanging overhead...........and I don't think it's a space issue.

Speaking of bringing strange things to bed, I have an off topic story that'll probably get deleted unless I choose my words carefully.
I had an inflatable "f" doll at one time. Super cheesy and cheap, hardly any hair on it's head, with that classic , extra vulgar pose. You know........arms out, mouth open, neon pink naughty parts ................total "Blue Velvet". My girlfriend HATED it, and my cats were scared of it. I kept it around (unmolested and unused) for awhile, and would haul it out now and again just to be annoying.
" Where's my hair brush?"
" I think I saw it over there in the inflatable brush holder".................. That sorta thing
One night, as my girlfriend slept next to me, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to at LEAST try the darn thing out. She awoke as I was JUST about to finish inflating it. BUSTED! Much to my surprise, she was into the idea. Now it was gonna be a weird 3 way. I pushed the little nozzle cap back in ( the same kind used on cheap beach balls) which was in the middle of the doll's back. My thumb went all the way thru, and air came leaking out at a rapid rate. It was irrepairably damaged! Knowing that time was short, I tried in vain to stem the flow of escaping air, so "certain" parts were still useable.
" Quick, pinch off her arm!"
" Grab the legs! The LEGS!"
We were laughing so hard that, needless to say, the mood was officially spoiled. We were all deflated at that point.
Fun times.
Whoa...

Dude.

Seriously. TMI.

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Old 02-04-06, 02:05 PM   #19
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Shhhh!
Let her sleep and we'll go for brunch.
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Old 02-04-06, 02:24 PM   #20
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In my old apartment, my track bike and my singlespeed would sleep hanging at the end of my bed...My girlfriend used to think i was looking at them when.....being with her...I was.

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Old 02-04-06, 03:07 PM   #21
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my two babies (not fully assembled yet) sleeps next to my bed every night.
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i just throw a blanket over it, i dont want to see it.
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my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.
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my girl mounted my babt in nothing but some lil' french country blue and white checked underwear last night. i'm not sure i could've been happier, until she told me that if it was gonna join us in bed we'd need plastic sheets to keep the mattress from getting greasy.
What? No pics?
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mats? what? grease from sitting on the bike? what a *****.
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