While installing my new pedals (one of my old ones tore apart), like an idiot, I cross-threaded the left crank. It was overwhelmingly stupid; I have a Thompsen bottom bracket, and they haven't made those in what, 40 years? After checking with Bicycle Bill's and Bikes Not Bombs, I officially have to declare my darling Naomi out of commission.
Seeing as how I'm nearly broke, I'll hopefully find another decent three-speed frame so I can transfer the 650A wheels over.
A moment of silence, please.