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Old 02-25-06, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude
I fart a lot because I eat too fast. I've become quite good at judging the stinky-factor my the way my stomach feels. I can also manipulate my butt cheeks to make them louder or quieter, and avoid "juice." This allows me to optimize my farting to a variety of different situations.

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Old 02-25-06, 09:59 PM
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man I saw this thread and thinking about it, I don't think I've ever farted while riding my fixie. Which seems odd because a fart an average amount. Wow, now I really want to fart while riding my bicycle.
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Old 02-25-06, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by omgsunflower
man I saw this thread and thinking about it, I don't think I've ever farted while riding my fixie. Which seems odd because a fart an average amount. Wow, now I really want to fart while riding my bicycle.
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Old 02-25-06, 11:11 PM
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You will get some thrust, I swear. I will find you a derivation of the first rocket equation if you really want to know.
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