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the pope 02-25-06 01:01 PM

Threads about farting while fixie riding here
 
With the season only six weeks away I need to focus on specifics.

onetwentyeight 02-25-06 01:13 PM

How do you think I go so fast?

genericbikedude 02-25-06 01:23 PM

do you "post" when you fart while riding a fixed gear bicycle?

sherbert tights 02-25-06 01:33 PM

i try to time my release when skidding. that way my tires cover up the sound of breaking wind, but that probably won't work on the track.
you could go for the whole "vapor trail" thing. east lots o' garlic"P

shankton 02-25-06 01:50 PM

Learning to fart while riding a fixie was harder than learning to trackstand.

explody pup 02-25-06 01:53 PM

I almost pooped my pants today trying to fart while riding.

cmcenroe 02-25-06 02:58 PM

I was riding a century on my roadie and towards the end I was farting so much; it ruled.

na975 02-25-06 03:06 PM

they had this farting segment on wild boys, was funny!

cphfxt 02-25-06 03:09 PM

If the Gods walked among us, as in the nordic or greek mythology, I would have a keen eye on you Pope as the God of humour.Do you preach somewhere? I´m not interested myself, but I know of a good few people that could use a good preaching from a Pope..

Now all we need is someone to go : OH YEAH, and start writing as if they were picking a fight in a bar..

humancongereel 02-25-06 03:10 PM

sometimes i'm too busy pedaling to fart. then when i get off, i let a really huge one and giggle as everyone around me gags and gasps for un"taint"ed air.

the pope 02-25-06 03:11 PM

phhhhtttttttt! braaaaaap!

cphfxt 02-25-06 03:15 PM

lol .. see!! :D

the pope 02-25-06 03:16 PM

toot! toot!

humancongereel 02-25-06 03:32 PM

it's saturday. i need to eat some junk foody breakfast, grab some brewskies, and ride and fart all day...stat!

humancongereel 02-25-06 03:33 PM

my god....i just said "brewskies".

not me at all.

stendhalian 02-25-06 03:38 PM

i'm friggin hungover like mad today. too much bad draft beer cause i'm broke. ill be getting a ride in though to go get my u-lock i left at the bar ! damn!

cphfxt 02-25-06 04:38 PM

oh my. you have to go to a bar and have just one more , on a saturday, and with a perfectly good excuse? :) i wish i had your troubles..

Spudmeister 02-25-06 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by the pope
With the season only six weeks away I need to focus on specifics.


Farting season? Its always the season for cuttin' the cheese!

HigherGround 02-25-06 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by explody pup
I almost pooped my pants today trying to fart while riding.

All of the sudden his avatar takes on a whole new meaning. :)

s_9 02-25-06 05:36 PM

One of the reasons I quit my job to be a messenger so many years ago in the first place was so I could fart indiscriminately. Now, I fart while riding. I fart while unlocking. I fart while locking. I need to perfect my technique & scent to work to my advantage when I know my wheel's being sucked. That'd be sweet.

genericbikedude 02-25-06 05:37 PM

I fart a lot because I eat too fast. I've become quite good at judging the stinky-factor my the way my stomach feels. I can also manipulate my butt cheeks to make them louder or quieter, and avoid "juice." This allows me to optimize my farting to a variety of different situations.

the pope 02-25-06 05:49 PM

I'm not trying to be all crabby and whatever but I meant this thread to centered on farting WHILE fixie riding. We're drifting off-topic.

12XU 02-25-06 07:33 PM

I've never found the difficulty in doing this...

ImOnCrank 02-25-06 09:32 PM

This thread hurt me from laughing. You farters. Damned side.

ostro 02-25-06 09:39 PM

:rolleyes: sheesh...doesnt anyone use the search tool anymore

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...highlight=fart


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