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    Threads about farting while fixie riding here

    With the season only six weeks away I need to focus on specifics.

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    How do you think I go so fast?

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    do you "post" when you fart while riding a fixed gear bicycle?

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    i try to time my release when skidding. that way my tires cover up the sound of breaking wind, but that probably won't work on the track.
    you could go for the whole "vapor trail" thing. east lots o' garlic"P

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    Learning to fart while riding a fixie was harder than learning to trackstand.

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    I almost pooped my pants today trying to fart while riding.

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    I was riding a century on my roadie and towards the end I was farting so much; it ruled.
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    they had this farting segment on wild boys, was funny!

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    If the Gods walked among us, as in the nordic or greek mythology, I would have a keen eye on you Pope as the God of humour.Do you preach somewhere? Im not interested myself, but I know of a good few people that could use a good preaching from a Pope..

    Now all we need is someone to go : OH YEAH, and start writing as if they were picking a fight in a bar..

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    sometimes i'm too busy pedaling to fart. then when i get off, i let a really huge one and giggle as everyone around me gags and gasps for un"taint"ed air.
    have:ea50 flats, black, light, stiff.
    144 bcd 3/32" 49t sugino track chainring, possibly 75.

    want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    phhhhtttttttt! braaaaaap!

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    lol .. see!!

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    toot! toot!

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    it's saturday. i need to eat some junk foody breakfast, grab some brewskies, and ride and fart all day...stat!
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    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    live free or die trying humancongereel's Avatar
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    my god....i just said "brewskies".

    not me at all.
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    want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    i'm friggin hungover like mad today. too much bad draft beer cause i'm broke. ill be getting a ride in though to go get my u-lock i left at the bar ! damn!

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    oh my. you have to go to a bar and have just one more , on a saturday, and with a perfectly good excuse? i wish i had your troubles..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    With the season only six weeks away I need to focus on specifics.

    Farting season? Its always the season for cuttin' the cheese!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    I almost pooped my pants today trying to fart while riding.
    All of the sudden his avatar takes on a whole new meaning.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    One of the reasons I quit my job to be a messenger so many years ago in the first place was so I could fart indiscriminately. Now, I fart while riding. I fart while unlocking. I fart while locking. I need to perfect my technique & scent to work to my advantage when I know my wheel's being sucked. That'd be sweet.

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    I fart a lot because I eat too fast. I've become quite good at judging the stinky-factor my the way my stomach feels. I can also manipulate my butt cheeks to make them louder or quieter, and avoid "juice." This allows me to optimize my farting to a variety of different situations.

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    I'm not trying to be all crabby and whatever but I meant this thread to centered on farting WHILE fixie riding. We're drifting off-topic.

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    I've never found the difficulty in doing this...

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    This thread hurt me from laughing. You farters. Damned side.
    Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...

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    sheesh...doesnt anyone use the search tool anymore

    farting on a fixie...

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