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Originally Posted by toughysissy
So we're talking about the brash, downtrodden messengers launching a raid against the evil corporation McDonald's? I predict hordes of unkempt cyclists jumping over fast-food counters nationwide.
This, however, begs the question... Which is a more effective melee weapon, a New York Fahgettaboudit or Hot Fry Grease?
I then forsee the entire thing falling apart when their bloodlust is overcome by drunkmunchies and they all become unable to continue fighting due to greaseverdosing on frys and milkshakes,.
Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...