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    PS NOT STOLEN Mouton's Avatar
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    Attn: Crabby Messengers:

    A MBA type dude with an SUV just told me I have a "Nice Fix."


    Doesnt that just tear your cold heart out?!

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    i love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouton
    A MBA type dude with an SUV just told me I have a "Nice Fix."


    Doesnt that just tear your cold heart out?!
    what's an MBA type dude"?

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    This might get the "most stereotypes with least words" award

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    Oh, sorry, I didn't know this was the messenger's forum. My bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s_9
    This might get the "most stereotypes with least words" award
    I think only if he ended the story "and than I was cut off by a badly driving drunken half black half white, quarter asian, mostly irish, hispanic old lady gardener soccer mom taking up two lanes driving a stolen SUV gypsy cab with car full of landscaping equipment and smelly cheap drunken mexican midget jews....honkey"
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    That happens to me alot. It never get less strange.
    Today an old postal worker stopped me to talk about how the brooks saddle on my bike was 'just like the one he had as a kid' and tell me about a racing bike he was building.
    ****ing awesome. I hope I'm building 'racing bikes' when I'm that old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_Minkah
    Oh, sorry, I didn't know this was the messenger's forum. My bad.
    somebody call the waaaaaaambulance.

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    If I was stereotyping messengers, wouldnt I have just said "Messengers?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_Minkah
    Oh, sorry, I didn't know this was the messenger's forum. My bad.
    What are you trying to say?

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    Watch, as I effortlessly hijack this thread!

    How many people here are or have been package jockeys?

    I used to back in the day. This might also answer the messenger forum bit too.

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    Right after I saw you today, Mareesha, an elderly black woman walked by as I was locking up on 6th and said, "Nice fix." Happens almost every day. College students, Ready and Able guys, cleaning ladies, doormen. All the population agrees- Nice Fix.
    I am a "package jockey."

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    Sweet.

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    And how many of you have SUVs?

    To this day I have not owned any motorvehicle.
    Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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    I've never gotten a drivers lisence. Beat that

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    lazy!
    t.h.r.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwentyeight
    I've never gotten a drivers lisence. Beat that
    what's a "driver's license"?

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    Six years messin in Montreal. Was an awesome time.

    **** you need a license?

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    I have an MBA, own an SUV and 2 of my 15 bikes are fixed.
    This tread is meaningless.

    Enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouton
    A MBA type dude with an SUV just told me I have a "Nice Fix."

    are you an attractive male that just had his testicles removed and rides naked?---that might explain it

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    Quote Originally Posted by powers2b
    I have an MBA, own an SUV and 2 of my 15 bikes are fixed.
    This tread is meaningless.

    Enjoy

    dude, you totally left out the part about how you used to be a messenger
    Philosophy and feelings don't change the laws of physics

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    Quote Originally Posted by brunop
    what's a "driver's license"?
    Yea, so I'm a little dyslexic. Rub it in, won't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetwentyeight
    Yea, so I'm a little dyslexic. Rub it in, won't you?
    in all seriousness duder, i wasn't correctin' yer spellin'! you got me wrong! in fact, i hate when smartasses here do that--it's tacky. i was givin ya some guff cause ya said you never even had a license--"beat that" and i was "beatin' that" by sayin' "what's a license". . .ah, never mind. . .

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    22 posts, an MBA, fixes and no kevin bacon allusions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brunop
    in all seriousness duder, i wasn't correctin' yer spellin'! you got me wrong! in fact, i hate when smartasses here do that--it's tacky. i was givin ya some guff cause ya said you never even had a license--"beat that" and i was "beatin' that" by sayin' "what's a license". . .ah, never mind. . .
    Ah, I see, I see. No offense taken.

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