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    Arghhhhhh

    Ok, this is when you know when the fixed gear thing has jumped the shark. My mother knows I bought my pista last year and i explained to her what it was--track frame for the street--direct drive, etc. etc.

    Yesterday my 60 yr old mom calls and i say i cant talk, i am going out for a ride. She asks: "Oh, on your fixie?"


    Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


    I said, "where did you here that and please don't ever call serentity [edit: serenity] a 'fixie' again."

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    You named your bike after a hooker?

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    you call your bike "serenity"?

    oop, beaten to it. I was thinking firefly, but you know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    You named your bike after a hooker?

    got me--called [edit: can't] spell right all the time
    Last edited by skanking biker; 04-12-06 at 06:23 PM.

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    serentity?


    Don't ever misuse the root noun 'seren'.

    Ever. I'm serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skanking biker
    got me--called spell right all the time
    But you can form sentences, can't you? For the love of Allah, man, get it together!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    serentity?


    Don't ever misuse the root noun 'seren'.

    Ever. I'm serious.
    how serendipitous your name is serendipper; or as my kid sister says: what a coinkydink

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    Welll, you know, this could have been avoided if you stalled your ride 10 minutes to talk to your mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portlandonian
    Welll, you know, this could have been avoided if you stalled your ride 10 minutes to talk to your mother.

    No way--my mom does not shut up--she goes on and on and on and on ---etc etc

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    You're looking for hear not here, the first sentence is nonsensical, and the title is useless.





    I'm really hoping you're drunk.

    I'm no english teacher. I just like pointing out other's shortcomings.
    Last edited by chuck_norris; 04-12-06 at 11:16 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck_norris
    You're looking for hear not here, the first sentence is nonsensical, and the title is useless.





    I'm realy hoping you're drunk.

    I'm no english teacher. I just like pointing out others shortcomings.

    Well, as a matter of fact I did happen to consume more than one libations this evening my fine sir. While I may have made a few inadvetant spelling errors, I take umbridge at your attempt to besmirch my good name and reputation on this forum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck_norris
    I just like pointing out others shortcomings.
    Your username is chuck norris.

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    scripted
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    *****ing about the word "fixie" = the new natty fab. Act like you know.
    Last edited by Landgolier; 04-12-06 at 11:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by omgsunflower
    Your username is chuck norris.
    your username oh my god sunflower?
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    Quote Originally Posted by omgsunflower
    Your username is chuck norris.

    and his avatar is a naked nuck chorris

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    I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER. It reflects badly on your entire family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISS YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER.
    I thought you said "do not piss your mother" at first

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    I just edited it for clarity. Please re-read and be good in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skanking biker
    more than one libations
    -1,000.
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    144 bcd 3/32" 49t sugino track chainring, possibly 75.

    want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer. And DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR OWN MOTHER IN A PUBLIC FORUM. EVER. It reflects badly on your entire family.

    your mean "poorly" Mr. Grammar, right?

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    Yes, that's what I meant. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by humancongereel
    -1,000.

    Hey, i already have like negative 10mil points---i get drunk one night, just one, and all of a sudden i start getting points deducted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    Yes, that's what I meant. Thank you.

    your welcome if that is what you meant. ---contractions are for dumb public school students and inner sphere swine

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    Quote Originally Posted by the pope
    I hope to hell you're all chinese exchange students or our public school system has completely gone off the rails in spelling and grammer.
    I don't knoww about you guys, but that's my new term for being drunk right there.

    Also, every time you spell "grammar" wrong in the course of *****ing about others', god kills a kitten. If you're just trolling, he kills a beagle puppy too.

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