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View Poll Results: If you were the village bicycle, which would you be?

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  • Road: sleek and smooth, good for long rides and high milage

    9 20.45%
  • Mountain: built a little thicker, likes to take a pounding

    9 20.45%
  • Cruiser: cool and laid back, but not quite sure how to perform in certain situations

    8 18.18%
  • Track: fast as you dare, but if you don't know what you're doing you get thrown to the curb

    18 40.91%
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    Ride for Life wearyourtruth's Avatar
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    If you were the Village Bicycle...

    well?
    before posting, a "noob" should always ask themselves "could this have been answered by first visiting Sheldon Brown

    -Tim-
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    aka mattio queerpunk's Avatar
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    do i spy some sexual innuendo?
    the hipster myth.

    i practice vagabondery.

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    Good for Business koyman's Avatar
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    Some pretty half-assed sexual innuendo, if I do say so myself.

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    staring at the mountains superdex's Avatar
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    where's the simple, "well ridden" option?

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    doesn't the village bicycle usually have a loose bottom bracket...

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdex
    where's the simple, "well ridden" option?
    Is there also a "put away wet" option?
    I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC

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    Listen to me powers2b's Avatar
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    Where's the 'beater with mixed components' option?

    Enjoy

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    or the 'flat tires, no one wants a ride' option?

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    blacksheep the blemish
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    How does the term beausage fit into this?

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    san francisco nucka!
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    foil on the rear wheel, 650c front, mis matched pedals. seat tube that doesnt stay in place ultra lose headset that makes and awful DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN sound when you apply braking force in the front.
    and some wierd fuqked up chicken scratch on the side that resembles the world "PiStA"
    and it says moo everytime the drive side pedal is at 3 o clock
    im a ****ing idiot. well, im happy to admit it.

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    blah onetwentyeight's Avatar
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    So in other words, you're a messed up crazy beater.

    Erm....

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    live free or die trying humancongereel's Avatar
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    how about a bike (like my track bike) that's been beaten up and tossed around but barely has a scratch?
    have:ea50 flats, black, light, stiff.
    144 bcd 3/32" 49t sugino track chainring, possibly 75.

    want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    Village idiot suits me better.
    -ADVOCACY-☜ Radical VC = Car people on bikes. Just say "NO"

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