Road: sleek and smooth, good for long rides and high milage
Mountain: built a little thicker, likes to take a pounding
Cruiser: cool and laid back, but not quite sure how to perform in certain situations
Track: fast as you dare, but if you don't know what you're doing you get thrown to the curb
do i spy some sexual innuendo?
Some pretty half-assed sexual innuendo, if I do say so myself.
where's the simple, "well ridden" option?
Is there also a "put away wet" option?Originally Posted by superdex
I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC
Where's the 'beater with mixed components' option?
How does the term beausage fit into this?
foil on the rear wheel, 650c front, mis matched pedals. seat tube that doesnt stay in place ultra lose headset that makes and awful DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN sound when you apply braking force in the front.
and some wierd fuqked up chicken scratch on the side that resembles the world "PiStA"
and it says moo everytime the drive side pedal is at 3 o clock
im a ****ing idiot. well, im happy to admit it.
So in other words, you're a messed up crazy beater.
how about a bike (like my track bike) that's been beaten up and tossed around but barely has a scratch?
have:ea50 flats, black, light, stiff.
144 bcd 3/32" 49t sugino track chainring, possibly 75.
want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width
Village idiot suits me better.