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    The Ultimate Singlespeed Challange! NYC!

    The month of May brings the Mini-Bike Time Trials of Doom.
    Beware the Iron Steed of the Apocalypse.
    Friday, April 28th will hold the first practice and May will bring your Doom.
    Single-person time-trials till the first broken-bone.

    Located @ Trackstar
    . 34 East 1st St. NYC

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    well, you heard him... show the **** up or i will pull out your kidneys with a chainwhip and feed them to you.
    Last edited by RedMenace; 04-28-06 at 06:54 AM.

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    I'll bring it and I'm sure fall off numerous times. I am a minibike champion.

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    i am sure that i hate you spud's Avatar
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    what day(s) in May?
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    uhh, that conflicts with critical mass.. what?

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    we're not exactly the critical mass sort. we're all for happy loving share-the-road attitudes, in theory, but in practice we would rather just **** **** up and do things pirate style. so critical mass does not fall high on our list of priorities when scheduling goofy fun ****. choose your path.

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    dc pirate, 4evah. chimblysweep's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMenace
    in practice we would rather just **** **** up and do things pirate style.
    yea! NYC Pirates!

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    MADE IN TAIWAN wangster's Avatar
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    that was awsome, but we definitely need practice and a mechanic on hand.
    "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off."

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    A few photos... other people took more: http://actionforce.net/gallery2/v/minibike_week0/

    Video footage is being uploaded as I type...

    EDIT! Video footage is up. Last five items in that above-linked gallery. My absolute favourite is the one in which knifefight falls. Classic!
    Last edited by RedMenace; 04-28-06 at 09:41 PM.

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    ride ya bike mutha*****! commuteORdie's Avatar
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    I think it's physically impossible for anyone over 6feet to ride that thing, but I'll If I’m not busy I'll defiantly come out to watch people break their ASSets while trying to.

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    we're here, we steer!! mrRed's Avatar
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    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    those videos are hilarious! ... dan trying to break his collarbone again.

    you get a gold star adam. and a brown one. and a red one.

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    hahaha, yeah! i love those videos, they are incredible. i watch the one of dan over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. just hearing my own laughter on the audio makes me crack up. everyone be sure to turn up for the entire series as it is going to be more of the same, with even more creative shenaniganry, i'm sure...

    thanks for the stars, val! can i give the brown one back?

    Quote Originally Posted by salome
    those videos are hilarious! ... dan trying to break his collarbone again.

    you get a gold star adam. and a brown one. and a red one.

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    I'm glad that my clumsiness can bring both of you as much pleasure as it does for me.
    "I saw the Black Label movie, and those guys [CHUNK666] look like *****."

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    Quote Originally Posted by knifefight
    I'm glad that my clumsiness can bring both of you as much pleasure as it does for me.
    that and the overly determined look on your face at the start.

    maybe if you too got a bihawk you would find success. and have bones of steel. there must be some correlation.

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    oh! I was determined! Look how I puff out my cheeks and F O C U S before I get into it. Well, before I try to get into it. The car didn't even phase me! Adam's best line is - I'm nobody's *****.
    True.
    "I saw the Black Label movie, and those guys [CHUNK666] look like *****."

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    Gotham bikes is showing up for the next one to represent!
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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