So when I got back to my bike after my class (1 hour), my seat and seatpost was missing. Out of all the bikes parked around me, that person decided to get out an allen key and steal my seat. My campus really isn't a high crime area so I'm guessing the person that stole it possibly knows me and either did it as a joke, or was really eyeing it. Its not anything special, a Ritchey Pro post with a Fizik Poggio.
Its actually not the first time someone has messed with my seat. A month or two ago, someone unbolted my seatpost and turned the saddle backwards.
Looks like I have to whip out the paraffin wax and fill in my bolts.
If the person was smart, they would have stolen my phil-deep-v front wheel.