So I'm not normally one to ***** about other people's bike setups (it's your bike, do what's most comfortable, yada yada), but this is going too far:
I mean, why? Take one low-end, ultra-lax road frame, spray it with "Make It Stone" faux-granite finish, slap on some primo parts (Paul Racers?!), but don't bother to remove your 53t chainring, get some brake cable clips, or even inflate your rear tire.
What the hell?