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    Senior Member mikorp's Avatar
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    Ask a track bike

    from this weeks sf weekly.
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    Senior Member shishi's Avatar
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    This is a joke, right?

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    Haha, I kinda like that one. Much better than the first one I saw. I wonder who writes it.

    fav quote: wearing a scarf indoors is gay.

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    *yawn*

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    Back to being a Clyde.... ZappCatt's Avatar
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    Of course not, my track bike writes a help column at the local paper also....

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    "wearing a scarf indoors is gay" lol

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    200K a year for graphic design? gad zooks

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    at least it's funny. or, i laughed anyway.

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    R900Campagnolo marcelinyc's Avatar
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    "stealing other people's choices..." this is funny
    Last edited by marcelinyc; 05-03-06 at 12:31 PM.

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    YOU ARE NOW TUNED IN No_Minkah's Avatar
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    I like the part about the fat hipsters being relegated to the Brian Setzer (sp?) look. Other than that, meh.

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    King Among Runaways hyperRevue's Avatar
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    Lame.
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    Senior Member shishi's Avatar
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    how about my beater for $150

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    Makes me want to buy a *******.
    Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
    -- Soren Kierkegaard

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    I love that ****...I think it is pretty ****in funny and would love to see it stay.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!

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    inre: fakengers.

    i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
    *turd
    can our bikes be friends: fuji track (#3062) & iffy road

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    Senior Member juvi-kyle's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by turd
    inre: fakengers.

    i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
    that **** is just as funny...I like where this is goin.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!

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    that **** is ****in badass.

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    or tarckeemoon, depending marqueemoon's Avatar
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    My letter was apparently too clever to print.

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    **** **** yeah! ****in asterisks are ****in awesome ****, *******s!

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    **** yeah you smarmy ********* **** tard monkey art *** ** heads. suck a **** balls in *** ...


    **** flower.

    and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    hang up your boots ostro's Avatar
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    dont worry it wasnt his writing style to begin with...he borrowed from someone else...he is a proseur

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    dig dig dig Moximitre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRed
    *********
    9 letters? which one is this?
    Sucks to your ass-mar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRed
    **** yeah you smarmy ********* **** tard monkey art *** ** heads. suck a **** balls in *** ...


    **** flower.

    and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
    you are a turd...I love it. The author is a ****ing track bike, they dont have brains.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
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    the expiry date on this kind of humor was about two years ago. anyhow, the kids he's trying to clown have all moved on to mopeds.

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    probably *********
    give me war redder than blood and fiercer than fire!

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