Do you have Herpes?
 

Man Up!!! (pt. 3)

who doesn't have herpes?

All the cool kids got it in high school.

well you did not tell me you did before we went to Jumpinships and now I am a ****ing mess!

oh thaaats what that is....

Wierdest ski injury I ever had. Did a faceplant. The side of my head that was impacted broke out like I had chickenpox. It was shingles. Turns out the virus, which is a form of herpes, that manifests as chickenpox, hangs out in your spinal cord. Sometimes physical trauma can cause it to come out.

sorry, dude. I was embarassed and didn't know how to tell you. [165] did the same thing to me, so I know how you feel.

Still wanna make out tonight?

No.

i leave bikeforums for like a week and it comes to this....D'OH!

damnit.. now i have to go get tested. the jumpinships were W.I.L.D.

THE SWAB for everyone!

Except for me, Jesus, and my dog....

OWW OH MY GOD that is the WORST AUGGHH OW OW OW. A woman who hasn't given birth will NEVER understand.

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...t-dta-1442.jpg

shants and I had an interesting experience with one of these, once.

did you steal his bike?

Vomitron and I had a interesting experience with the herp one time...

I prefer this.

http://www.planetlava.com/shop/pc/ca...amp-5210-l.jpg

I'm not quite to that level yet. I bet the warming feature of the lamp makes insertion much more pleasurable!

The herps was/is my **** punk band. It'll happen one day... For now guess I'll just stick to the valtrex

**** herpes...herpes is the new white belt. I'll stick with my chlamydia any day...

i just took what was the most potent bong hit i have ever experienced. totally NJS bud.

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

^ top secret picture inside a freezer where the herpes sample reserve is stored in CDC headquarters.

Can you get that from swapping saddles?