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    things I miss about riding rollers...

    1) The French New-Wave movie one can watch while puttin miles in.
    2) Racing wheels beneath your feet
    3) Rides that last longer than the length of SF or shorter
    4) FAUX FLATS(because the floor in your old apartment is not flat)
    5) Looking at all your sweet rides you are not on

    Right now I even miss the sweat that would normally feel good because of the wind but just drips off of you because there is no wind.

    God damnit.

    Everyone in SF wiggles around, you dont even go up or down the hills, what are you talking about.

    BUT IT IS SO BORING.

    The only fixed gear ive seen so far here was a converted mountain bike with front shocks. It was different, I'll give him that(this thing sounds like the ****ing jam)
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    Senior Member juvi-kyle's Avatar
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    Oh...I forgot.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!

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    someone been smokin dippies again?
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    mm dippies
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    Quote Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
    1) The French New-Wave movie one can watch while puttin miles in.
    you do that too? i used to always watch made in usa, contempt or band of outsiders. japanese new wave and fassbinder films work too. it feels kind of scenic.

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    If I rode rollers I would end up masturbating out of boredom. Or try to at least. ********** saddle anyone?
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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    I liked it when kyle rode rollers because I could throw bricks at him at my convenience. That explains a lot about his incoherent postings.

    PS> kyle, you are coming for the PUMA race in July, right?
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    I'll be there...
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitordesign
    you do that too? i used to always watch made in usa, contempt or band of outsiders. japanese new wave and fassbinder films work too. it feels kind of scenic.

    but how can you watch bande a part without doing the dance?

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    i snap a finger and call it good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitordesign
    i snap a finger and call it good.

    ta-da


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    Rollers are better than a turbo trainer, but riding on the road with bugs in your teeth and sweat in your brow is the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
    1) The French New-Wave movie one can watch while puttin miles in.
    2) Racing wheels beneath your feet
    3) Rides that last longer than the length of SF or shorter
    4) FAUX FLATS(because the floor in your old apartment is not flat)
    5) Looking at all your sweet rides you are not on

    Right now I even miss the sweat that would normally feel good because of the wind but just drips off of you because there is no wind.

    God damnit.

    Everyone in SF wiggles around, you dont even go up or down the hills, what are you talking about.

    BUT IT IS SO BORING.

    The only fixed gear ive seen so far here was a converted mountain bike with front shocks. It was different, I'll give him that(this thing sounds like the ****ing jam)

    quit complainin *****....you here yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    haha - you should know by now I could care less. everyone ends up dying anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spencer
    quit complainin *****....you here yet?
    soon enough soon enough
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!

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    da best part is its called the 'madison'

    but it's hard!

    Quote Originally Posted by eddiebrannan
    but how can you watch bande a part without doing the dance?

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    Not Badass, it's Tim. BadAssBiker's Avatar
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    Jeez juvi, you're ****in innovative. Rarely do we see such parody threads on Bikeforums.

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    yea i thought i had the lock down on bad parody threads.

    ****ing bougoise mother****er.

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    shut up and go mope around Chico. Somewhere, there is a boy in tight pants waiting to be shown a track bike.
    Deathlap - cyclocross, training, beer,...escape hatch

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    what kind of break do you use to stop on these "rollers"?........im confused

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