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Old 08-12-06, 04:44 PM   #1
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i must be on fire

ok today on my loop i get stoped and asked out twice both times by pretty decent girls once was kind of embarsing because i hit a hill pretty hard and my backwheel must have been working its way loose cause i lost my chain 1/2 way up pushing hard then she asks me for my number and as im going away her friend starts yelling at me "you can ride me around baby!" i had to laugh at that. and the other girl stops me in trafic at 50th and baltimore (for you philladelphia guys) like halfway cuts me off(really pissing me off) then when im going around her on the left she stops me and im thinking all she wants is directions or somthing. and she asks for my # too. i meen does anyone else find riding is like instant sex appel?
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Old 08-12-06, 04:53 PM   #2
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I just got off of my bike after riding all afternoon around the city and my shorts are soaked right through and they are light-coloured shorts so I have huge wet spots on my asss and crotch so, yeah, it is instant sex appeal, for sure.
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It's all about your metrosexuality.
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Old 08-12-06, 05:04 PM   #4
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secksi college jogger girls were overheard saying "i wish my boyfriend rode"
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Old 08-12-06, 05:11 PM   #5
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yea im not big on metrosexuality i sport no bag. i dont where girls clothes or fancy shoes or even namebrand clothes for that matter im just rocking the down and out skidrow look. i dont shave most of the time i have given up on haircuts. i meen i dont get it? it must just be the bike. or someone changed metrosexualality and didnt telll me about it.
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Old 08-12-06, 05:18 PM   #6
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since around the time that i started mess'ing two weeks ago, i have gotten so many awesome comments from ladies. tomorrow i have a date with a girl who i met while walking dogs the other day. what's this all about? must be that time of year or something...

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Old 08-12-06, 06:52 PM   #7
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i think it's been scientifically proven that people are more often to be "in the mood" during the summer months.

never had any sexual advances toward me while riding though.
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My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?
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My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?
....I sincerely hope that is not a typo.
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I just got off of my bike after riding all afternoon around the city and my shorts are soaked right through and they are light-coloured shorts so I have huge wet spots on my asss and crotch so, yeah, it is instant sex appeal, for sure.
You sure you're not just in heat?
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My eyes bleed.

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ok today on my loop i get stoped and asked out twice both times by pretty decent girls once was kind of embarsing because i hit a hill pretty hard and my backwheel must have been working its way loose cause i lost my chain 1/2 way up pushing hard then she asks me for my number and as im going away her friend starts yelling at me "you can ride me around baby!" i had to laugh at that. and the other girl stops me in trafic at 50th and baltimore (for you philladelphia guys) like halfway cuts me off(really pissing me off) then when im going around her on the left she stops me and im thinking all she wants is directions or somthing. and she asks for my # too. i meen does anyone else find riding is like instant sex appel?
Happens to all of us...must have something to do with the physical activity and the whole environment of fitness and increased sexuality. My wife, however, forbids me to act upon such events.
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girls who like you based on the kind of bike you ride (or the kind of clothes you wear or the kind of music you listen to) are generally trouble. but that's never stopped me...
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This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.

(Sashae and SSD excluded)

Not trying to be a dick.
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This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.

(Sashae and SSD excluded)

Not trying to be a dick.
if you require capital letters to comprehend sentences then the profound meaning of my posts is totally lost on you.

trying to be a dick
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My eyes bleed.

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Apparently your illiteracy is not limited to writing.

Profundity denied.
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wtf! IDNTONDRESTDNA
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My eyes bleed.

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i dont get it?
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it's okay serendipper; i less than three you anyway!
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I DO NOT TALK ON NUDE DOGS RESTING EARS SO THAT DYNAMICS NEED ATTENTION.

That's it right?
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I have yet to be hit on by guys because i ride. Must not work for girls.
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Old 08-13-06, 04:32 AM   #22
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girls who like you based on the kind of bike you ride (or the kind of clothes you wear or the kind of music you listen to) are generally trouble. but that's never stopped me...

fheck! thats the truth. but didnt stop me either! too hard to say no to pretty girls.
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I have yet to be hit on by guys because i ride. Must not work for girls.
That's because the few that have tried talking to girls on bikes got pepper sprayed...
although you gotta be careful, cause some guys like that.
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christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.

go read some ****ing james joyce.
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I DO NOT TALK ON NUDE DOGS RESTING EARS SO THAT DYNAMICS NEED ATTENTION.

That's it right?

Close!

it was IDNTONDRESTDNA <- I DNTO NDRESTDNA <- I DONT UNDERSTAND
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