Makino (have the parts; not yet built), EAI Barekuckle, Unknown Japanese fixed conversion, Centurion Dave Scott Ironman road bike (frame), Secret project bike, 2007 Trek Madone 5.2, Cannondale Caad3 mountain bike
Try to get attention for your ad for a crappy-ass mountain bike by being long-winded, incoherent, and generally obnoxious is more like it. Boo to that.
fuk that ****! dude is creative and funny. and crazy as a ****house rat. why not make something as boring as a CL listing into something fun. probably won't sell it that way, but i still found it hilarious.