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    we're here, we steer!! mrRed's Avatar
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    NYC I was riding, you were looking for the Chinatown Bus

    Who were you two?

    I was on the black Soma Rush with Risers and Green Oury's you were Male and Female, and asked me directions to Chinatown when we were on Broadway and Houston.
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    we're here, we steer!! mrRed's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by abeyance
    **** that noise.
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRed
    Who were you two?

    I was on the black Soma Rush with Risers and Green Oury's you were Male and Female, and asked me directions to Chinatown when we were on Broadway and Houston.
    **** that noise.
    not banned anymore

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    First ever Menage~A~Trois personals ad on Bikeforums.

    Not the first ever stalker ad though, sadly. Made me think of Woody Allen.
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    we're here, we steer!! mrRed's Avatar
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    Just tryin to figure out who the fellow bikers were, I was more interested in sexually violating their bikes than any sort of skin to skin contact (gross).
    Culture? Art? Making a difference? Hey, go **** yourself. We're too busy drinking, doing drugs, trying to **** random people and you want us to make money on top of all that? Really?

    Well, ****. I don't give a ****.

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    derekRI?

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    Nope!

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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    I saw one of those chinabuses cruisin up the NJ Turnpike a few weeks ago, the engine cover was missing and one of the wheels looked crooked.

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    Not Badass, it's Tim. BadAssBiker's Avatar
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    did one have a go vegan spokecard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRed
    Who were you two?

    I was on the black Soma Rush with Risers and Green Oury's you were Male and Female, and asked me directions to Chinatown when we were on Broadway and Houston.

    WTF???

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    Triathlon = Eat/Bike/Nap veggiemafia's Avatar
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    You can't be ****ing serious. This is EXACTLY what Craigslist is for.

    You know, that and buying bike racks to fit your 1996 Jetta in the same place you can find a dominant man to wear a gorilla suit and pee on you while singing a medley of famous Andrew Lloyd Webber tunes.
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    the bagina is the frame and the fork is the wangola. The wheels are the ass nipples.

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    best thread ever in quite some time...don't sweat it Mr. Red.

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    you: new bianchi pista. tight jeans, nike dunks
    me: black moth from 6th st. vans checkered slip ons.
    you looked at me, i looked back. lets hang out.

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    so you are looking for some help "downtown" ehh, well i dont think i can help you there buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veggiemafia
    You can't be ****ing serious. This is EXACTLY what Craigslist is for.

    You know, that and buying bike racks to fit your 1996 Jetta in the same place you can find a dominant man to wear a gorilla suit and pee on you while singing a medley of famous Andrew Lloyd Webber tunes.
    Dude...the gorilla suit is so played out.
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    hehe. sounds like a sufjan stevens song or something.

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    Geek Extraordinaire sivat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by veggiemafia
    ... dominant man to wear a gorilla suit and pee on you while singing a medley of famous Andrew Lloyd Webber tunes.
    Not anymore. I've gone into retirement.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
    I saw one of those chinabuses cruisin up the NJ Turnpike a few weeks ago, the engine cover was missing and one of the wheels looked crooked.

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    I took a bus from Chinatown to flushing, and the entire time the driver was on the radio with another driver, screaming at the top of his lungs at the guy back and forth, all while doing 10-15mph faster than the rest of the cars on the road... I was, um, uncomfortable, to say the least

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    The quieter you become... Falkon's Avatar
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    It's okay, your bike on the front of the bus should pad any front in collisions.
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    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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