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  • Fixie riders

    7 6.54%
  • Roadies

    12 11.21%
  • Kids on tricycles hopped up on sugar cereal

    24 22.43%
  • japanese left-handed middle relief submarine pitchers

    8 7.48%
  • Ninjas

    32 29.91%
  • Priates

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  • 40 midgets

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    Once and for all...

    Who is fitter/faster/more badass?

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    Priates? Is that that exercise that Madonna does?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Irwin Goldstein
    Men should never ride bicycles. Riding should be banned and outlawed. It is
    the most irrational form of exercise I could ever bring to discussion.

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    Best/most relavent poll of the year?

    Only a poll will determine the winner for "best poll 2006".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeroplane
    Priates? Is that that exercise that Madonna does?

    She rides geared.
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    SERENITY NOW!!! jyossarian's Avatar
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    40 midgets man. it's always 40 midgets.
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    NJS my life! roughrider504's Avatar
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    Kids on tricycles hopped up on sugar cereal

    Back in the day I skidded through a hard rubber tire in a couple days.

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    Did you mean old fashioned pirates with a parrot, bad teeth and one leg or modern ones with AK-47's? It makes a difference!!

    There was no mention of 'Pre-menstrual wives'.
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    Ninjas FTW
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mezza
    There was no mention of 'Pre-menstrual wives'.
    Its the new hysteria.

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    Don Walker, man. Powered by booze and cigars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roughrider504
    Kids on tricycles hopped up on sugar cereal

    Back in the day I skidded through a hard rubber tire in a couple days.
    One kid= 40 midgets.

    Technically speaking.

    And how do you think ninjas get selected? Kids on sugar, man...you can't stop a kid.

    Do ninjas even ride bikes? Don't think so.
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    http://www.wndu.com/news/092006/news_52693.php

    Man throws live kittens at moving train

    Most people are familiar with the rail road tracks that run parallel to Lincoln Way East through the city of Mishawaka. It was along these tracks that a Mishawaka women witnessed a young man throwing kittens at a train as it passed by.
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    Most people are familiar with the rail road tracks that run parallel to Lincoln Way East through the city of Mishawaka. It was along these tracks that a Mishawaka women witnessed a young man throwing kittens at a train as it passed by.
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    Mishawaka, IN - There was a sickening case of animal abuse that left a Mishawaka woman, who happened to witness the disheartening act, troubled.

    Most people are familiar with the rail road tracks that run parallel to Lincoln Way East through the city of Mishawaka.

    It was along these tracks that a Mishawaka women witnessed a young man throwing kittens at a train as it passed by. The trains come about, well every 10 minutes to every 20 minutes. We are used to it. We have lived here forever," Mishawaka resident Angela Kitto said.

    But it is a site that still causes them to peek out the window from time to time just like Manuela Kitto was doing last Thursday. I was just looking outside. I do that a lot in the afternoon. I noticed that kid walking up to the railroad with a pretty big sized box in his hand. He was looking, and stopped right there."

    Seeing this drew Manuela outside. "That's when I seen him reach in a box and throw a kitten a the train. I just closed my eyes, ran in the house and got hysterical and told my husband. He reached in and grabbed a kitten and threw it at the train, a live kitten, and threw it at the train."

    Her husband called the police.

    Meanwhile, she confronted the man. "I came back out and ran towards him, screaming what are you doing? Don't you know there is the Humane Society, Pet Refuge? What are you doing? I seen him pick up the dead kittens and put them in the box and he ran."

    When the train passed, one lifeless kitten was found.

    Mishawaka police and the St. Joseph County Humane society are now investigating who is responsible. Director of the St. Joseph County Humane Society Ellen Paul said, "We and they very much want this case to be solid, we don't want to compromise it, because we do want to prosecutors office to carry it forward and prosecute the individual responsible."

    "I saw him throw that kitten and I just lost it," Manuela added. "It's going to haunt me for a long time."

    Do you have any animals of your own? NewsCenter 16s Judi Lykowski asked.

    "Yes, I do. I have two dogs and a cat," Manuela replied. It makes you wonder, what was he thinking to do something like that?"

    If you have information on who the man who threw the kittens is, call Mishawaka Police at 258-1678.


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    I went with ninjas because well...

    http://askaninja.com

    and for the record...I'll bet ninjas would ride fixxies...easily the most silent bikes.
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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    I shouldn't have included ninjas because they *always* ****ing win. Forty midgets 4 ever!!!

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    no f-ing argument: ninjas. Tell me, you ever see a ninja on a bike?

    ....Exactly!
    gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

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    Roadies > Anything else.
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    this reminds me of the "how many five year olds could you take in a fight" game.

    id say at least 100

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    Umm. 3 well known facts:
    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year.



    Can you believe that THIS is the #1 hit when you google "ninja". Dude, if I were a ninja, I'd be pissed.

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    Trikers!
    Today is a great day to ride!

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    there's needs to be a category for juvi-kyle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeroplane
    Priates? Is that that exercise that Madonna does?
    I thought that it had something to do with the guy who killed Jesus.
    I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry as I need it. - John Cage

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    Cyclocross guy on red gatorade

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    Priates are way cooler than ninejoes.

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    This will, I believe, settle the question:

    http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

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