i'm looking for hypothetical ideas.
what are some ways to hypothetically retaliate against the increasing number of frat boy rednecks with this fine accessory?
so far, here's my hypothetical ideas:
1. "neuter" them. bolt cutters.
2. make stickers that say "I <3 MALE GENITALIA", shellac them onto the bumpers of said truck afficianado dofus.
3. spraypaint/stencil a matching penis on the tailgate above the truck nutz.
oh and to bring it on topic, the idea would be to hypothetically do this by bike. so hypothetically, the less supplies, the better.