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    i think ill share this with you...

    straight out of craigslist...

    () () () NEW Campagnolo Bottom Bracket [total chick magnet] () () ()
    Date: 2006-09-27, 12:31PM EDT


    You're riding down 18th street on a cool fall afternoon. You notice all the women aged 21-35 are standing along the sidewalk, all staring at you. As you stop for a red light, one approaches:

    HER: Pardon me, is that a Campagnolo bottom bracket?
    YOU: Why yes... it is.
    HER: [blushes] Wow, you must be a man of true discernment... tell me big boy, how big IS it?
    YOU: 111mm.
    HER: [stammers, begins to twitch] E-english threaded?
    YOU: ENGLISH threaded...
    HER: [tearing off clothes] YOU TOTAL HUNK OF A MAN, TAKE ME NOW!!!!
    YOU: [under your breath] Thanks, craigslist!!

    Seriously dudes, it could happen to you. This thing is BRAND-FREAKING-NEW! Reduced price!

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    riding a bike is NOT probable cause

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    -2 ebay/craigslist thread
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    I'll think share this with you....this has been posted a million times already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    I'll think share this with you....this has been posted a million times already.
    awwww ****! first BF smackdown of 2007, may there be many more
    "The only reasons anyone should ever ride in the rain is because a) youíve had your license to operate a motor vehicle suspended by the state. b) youíre in a bike race in which case youíre not allowed to use fenders anyway. c) youíre from Portland- in which case my main problem is with your neck beard- not your bicycle...If you need to train when itís pissing rain- buy a trainer or one of those cheap charter flights to Mallorca."

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    do you really think the BIKE FORUMS kids don't read best of craigslist? i'd say you'd be hard pressed to find a demographic MORE CL addicted.
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    damn i feel stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjvw
    -1 dupe
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
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    Where?!

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    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    No, this one is different. Wait until the end.
    Last edited by jjvw; 01-01-07 at 11:45 AM.

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    hey, check it out....these guys are nuts!

    http://www.digave.com/videos_drag_race.html

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    What if there was a video of girls doing tricks on fixed gear bikes in a gymnasium?

    That would be cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    What if there was a video of girls doing tricks on fixed gear bikes in a gymnasium?

    That would be cool.
    You think you're hot ****? Look at THESE girls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fix
    You think you're hot ****? Look at THESE girls!

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    so this is 2007 ssfg? count me IN!
    Sucks to your ass-mar!

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    Those dudes are nuts over bicycles.
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