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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: washington dc
Bikes: IRO Angus 53, Marinoni Special 54, LMNO Custom Road Bike, Guerciotti TT, Late 60s Bottechia Road, Univega Via Montega beater/polo/rain bike.
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BFSSFG Birthday: maxknee
You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars,
today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.
You're in love with every woman from Tyler,
you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best,
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts.
And i'm sorry, but this may sound weird,
but you gotta do something about the food in your beard.
Happy birthday Max,
I love you...
Even though you are ****in disgusting.
(Sung to the tune of Atom and His Package - "Happy Birthday Ralph")