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    dutret has a posse ryand's Avatar
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    BFSSFG Birthday: maxknee

    You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars,
    today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.
    You're in love with every woman from Tyler,
    you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
    You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best,
    'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts.
    And i'm sorry, but this may sound weird,
    but you gotta do something about the food in your beard.

    Happy birthday Max,
    I love you...
    Even though you are ****in disgusting.

    (Sung to the tune of Atom and His Package - "Happy Birthday Ralph")

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    NoGoSlow HelluvaStella's Avatar
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    Well now, Max love seems to be the order of the morning. I've got no rhymes, but I will say that Max is a great guy who can ride like a mofo. It sorta bothers me that his bike creaks with every pedal rotation, but I know he'll work it out. For his birthday present, I considered giving him my presta valve nut collection. What to do with all of them? Maybe I'll give him cheese instead.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! See you at Grace.
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    I'm Irish. I'd get in a fight over a lukewarm coffee or an untied shoe.

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    What time are we going to Grace?
    If it's worth the going it's worth the ride.

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    happy birthday max.

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    Taking "s" outta "Fast" AfterThisNap's Avatar
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    "What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"
    Last edited by AfterThisNap; 01-16-07 at 12:54 PM.
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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    redonkulous Rikardi151's Avatar
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    happy birthday to the man with the maximum possible amount of knee
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkWW
    I used to think I bought too many bike parts for the money I had. Now I think I don't have enough money for the bike parts I want.

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    dutret has a posse ryand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
    "What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"
    You play goalie.

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    jack of one or two trades Aeroplane's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryand
    You play goalie.
    You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there's no getting through
    I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Irwin Goldstein
    Men should never ride bicycles. Riding should be banned and outlawed. It is
    the most irrational form of exercise I could ever bring to discussion.

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    Oh You Guys I Am Blushing Or Am I Drunkst?>

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    youre drunk.

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    very drunk.

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    Lick my booty like a lollipop!
    If it's worth the going it's worth the ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chip thunder
    Lick my booty like a lollipop!
    its bootyhole

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