Now, this may be a really dumb thread.
But it always makes me feel good when I dream up a dream yacht, or a dream treehouse, or even a dream LBS.
So this is the thread for you to do just that, create your own bike shop, what would you be sure to carry? What would the name of your shop be? Logo? Location? What would you call your employees? What would be your slogan? How much do you charge for labor? Just go all out.
I hope this is as fun as I think it will be.
I'll have mine posted soon.