so, for kaka and giggle I once in a while check my local craigslist webpage and take a peek at the Missed Connections section and type in "bike" or "bicycle" just to see what comes up.
i've found some funny stuff on there just in the boston area including this post I just came across which amazed me:
Title: let me rub your back SUFFOLK GIRL - m4w - 24
"IM A BIKE MESSENGER IN BOSTON THAT IS LOOKING FOR ANY HOT, TANNED, CURVEY, LARGE BREASTED, SWEAT PANT WEARING GIRLS WHO ATTEND suffolk or emmerson that have tense muscles. i want to massage your body and do other tasks for you. only agree if you can take my services naked or in your under wear. im in decent shape. i ride my bike all day. i have a lot of tattoos but am not stereotypical. i hope. plus im nice and good at talking and listening. im not looking for a girlfriend. i just want to be your slave. this is no joke."