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    Ho-Jahm Hocam's Avatar
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    Looking at bikes on the internet and pooping

    Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?

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    you have a problem.

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    of course....then i just bring my laptop into the crapper with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by shark!
    of course....then i just bring my laptop into the crapper with me
    What do I do if I'm at a public library?

    Diapers?


    Maybe Chrome or RELoad will make me some track diapers

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    photoshopped njs nappy pin please

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    I have more than once come close to wetting myself because I was to involved in reading a forum to go to the bathroom. I have to stop doing that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammyboy
    I have more than once come close to wetting myself because I was to involved in reading a forum to go to the bathroom. I have to stop doing that!
    I really really wish I couldn't relate to this... but I can. I suck. I need to go outside more.
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    I think I have absolutely nothing else to add to this forum ever again.

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    Spidey-sense for the win.

    It's all downhill from here, gents.
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    the bagina is the frame and the fork is the wangola. The wheels are the ass nipples.

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    this reminds me of Saturday Night Live sketch for diapers called"Oops i crapped my pants"
    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...RVDGNYp-tthdQY How do hotdogs survive in the wild with no eyes or legs??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoozyMcliverRot
    this reminds me of Saturday Night Live sketch for diapers called"Oops i crapped my pants"
    This reminds me of SNL's "Ass Don't Smell" ad.

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    well this is the most random thread.......ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hocam
    Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?
    Two words

    Ther-Apy
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    a good reason to form a demolition derby, for fixed gear bikes and the fools who love them.

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    I can relate... Sometimes I have to hustle a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_Emily
    well this is the most random thread.......ever.

    Comic book guy from the Simpsons....right?
    Quote Originally Posted by sefb222 View Post
    a good reason to form a demolition derby, for fixed gear bikes and the fools who love them.

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    i'll bet spiderman has let a little guy slip out once or twice.......

    probably too busy saving people to realize they needed to urinate and/or defecate

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    I think I pooped myself laughing so hard. *uh oh I think I sharted*

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    No. Pooping is one of the only parts of the morning I like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hocam
    Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?
    no, because the internet will still be here when i get back. this is a stupid thread.
    riding a bike is NOT probable cause

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_Emily
    well this is the most random thread.......ever.

    no. search for "hippo" or "denali".
    have:ea50 flats, black, light, stiff.
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    anybody who claims that they never put off pooping for the internet has pooped themself at least twice, recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by genericbikedude
    anybody who claims that they never put off pooping for the internet has pooped themself at least twice, recently.

    +1 haha

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    I thought this thread was about how no matter how nice a bike is, the internet users will ***** on it.


    I didn't want to read about actual poop, since I was eating. Ha ha...I was so wrong. It's all about poop after all.
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    What are you eating? Brown fish?

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