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Old 02-01-07, 12:38 PM   #1
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Looking at bikes on the internet and pooping

Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?
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Old 02-01-07, 12:39 PM   #2
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you have a problem.
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Old 02-01-07, 12:39 PM   #3
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of course....then i just bring my laptop into the crapper with me
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Old 02-01-07, 12:41 PM   #4
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of course....then i just bring my laptop into the crapper with me
What do I do if I'm at a public library?

Diapers?


Maybe Chrome or RELoad will make me some track diapers
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Old 02-01-07, 12:46 PM   #5
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photoshopped njs nappy pin please
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Old 02-01-07, 12:57 PM   #6
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I have more than once come close to wetting myself because I was to involved in reading a forum to go to the bathroom. I have to stop doing that!
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Old 02-01-07, 01:02 PM   #7
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I have more than once come close to wetting myself because I was to involved in reading a forum to go to the bathroom. I have to stop doing that!
I really really wish I couldn't relate to this... but I can. I suck. I need to go outside more.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:18 PM   #8
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Old 02-01-07, 01:22 PM   #9
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Spidey-sense for the win.

It's all downhill from here, gents.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:35 PM   #10
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this reminds me of Saturday Night Live sketch for diapers called"Oops i crapped my pants"
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Old 02-01-07, 01:47 PM   #11
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this reminds me of Saturday Night Live sketch for diapers called"Oops i crapped my pants"
This reminds me of SNL's "Ass Don't Smell" ad.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:48 PM   #12
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well this is the most random thread.......ever.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:55 PM   #13
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Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?
Two words

Ther-Apy
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Old 02-01-07, 01:55 PM   #14
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I can relate... Sometimes I have to hustle a bit.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:56 PM   #15
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well this is the most random thread.......ever.

Comic book guy from the Simpsons....right?
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i'll bet spiderman has let a little guy slip out once or twice.......

probably too busy saving people to realize they needed to urinate and/or defecate
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I think I pooped myself laughing so hard. *uh oh I think I sharted*
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No. Pooping is one of the only parts of the morning I like.
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Does anyone else ever put off pooping because they're checking out bikes on keirin culture, velospace, fgg ect. until the absolute last ****-in-your-pants moment?
no, because the internet will still be here when i get back. this is a stupid thread.
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Old 02-01-07, 02:43 PM   #20
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well this is the most random thread.......ever.

no. search for "hippo" or "denali".
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Old 02-01-07, 02:54 PM   #21
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anybody who claims that they never put off pooping for the internet has pooped themself at least twice, recently.
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Old 02-01-07, 03:07 PM   #22
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anybody who claims that they never put off pooping for the internet has pooped themself at least twice, recently.

+1 haha
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Old 02-01-07, 03:26 PM   #23
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I thought this thread was about how no matter how nice a bike is, the internet users will ***** on it.


I didn't want to read about actual poop, since I was eating. Ha ha...I was so wrong. It's all about poop after all.
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What are you eating? Brown fish?
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