Win a custom Top Tube Protector!!!
 

Hello All, Seagull bags invites you to take part in the first of many ridiculous chances to win free ****!

If you are to cheap to buy a Custom TTP here is your chance to get one

Post your pictures of the ugliest bike you have ever set up. Rules and Regulations below;

!. All pics must be posted on this thread
2. All submission posted by March 7 (two weeks, on my birthday!)
3. Bonus points for any object that is not structurally important (tassles, horns, skulls, flags)
4. Point deductions for any new part (i want POS bikes)
5. NO CHEATING
6. Extra special Bonus for a pic of you riding your with a diaper on...


You will win a custom TTP (you pick the colors of fabric, trim and thread, sorry no embroidery)

I can't wait to see what happens.

two weeks...i know it's just a top tube pad and my style is the diy inner tube with electrical tape....but damn. this is fun enough that i want to win that **** so hard.

Built with an old asian hippie and her companion. Rest assured there is at least one diaper between the two.
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/tra...-08-31-068.jpg
Do I win?

He said the ugliest bike, not girlfriend....:eek:

oh snap. On no you didnnnt!

Please, have some decorum.

The proper spelling is "di'int!!!11"

yo seagull - if you're gonna be up in here talkin bout your company all the time, it's a nice idea to buy a red star.

I don't think its cheapness stopping most of us from buying a custom top tube protector :p

she rides here in sacramento thats funny

I wish I still had my free spirit "fixed". I ripped of the deraileurs and ziptied the cassette to the spokes

Damn, I wish I'd built up my mini-bike already. It was going to have a beer can holder on the bars and tassels.

I got 2

take your pick.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...f/130ab4b0.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...f/fullbike.jpg

game set match

Good lord.

Dear Burning Man,

While we always appreciate your enthusiasm, could you please tune down the crazy a little bit? Oh, and tell those Borrachos y Bicicletas guys to keep on truckin'.

Much love
Aaron

Looks like you welded that top tube with a flamethrower.
What possessed you to "create" (note the quotes) that?
The contest should be over.

I got bored and i had some extra parts lying around i had all these chainlink fence posts lying around so i built something. Which in turn sent me to the hospital soon after finishing it.

metallo pesante wins. Hands down.

Do you have a Dora the Explorer one? Or Sponge Bob?:D

Yeah, I didn't know what those were. I am on it. thanks for the heads up.

WOW...I think i threw up in my mouth alittle. You set the bar very high

I think those both actually look nice. The yellow one especially!

the only thing ugly about the second wit the nice racks is the location

also dont be a pretty girl that says im so ugly just to get praise

aiight?

uglysulgy and that yellow bike aint it

aiiiight?

The long dead fixie Mk I. Second-hand bonded aluminum frameset that literally broke in half while riding in traffic down Grand Ave in Chi, Rock Shox Ruby fork, etc. It was ugly as sin, but it actually was lovely to ride. You never stop loving the first, no matter how ugly...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ot/pweegot.jpg

How I wish I had a more detailed photograph!

It's an 80's Canada Peugeot with a beefy Titec stem, celeste pista fork, fsa orbit x headset, Fizik Poggio saddle, ProD bullhorns...

...hideous. You should see the rear brake setup.

Something I threw together with my brother at Kraynik's PGH so he could ride something other than his DH rig on the street.