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    Win a custom Top Tube Protector!!!

    Hello All, Seagull bags invites you to take part in the first of many ridiculous chances to win free ****!

    If you are to cheap to buy a Custom TTP here is your chance to get one

    Post your pictures of the ugliest bike you have ever set up. Rules and Regulations below;

    !. All pics must be posted on this thread
    2. All submission posted by March 7 (two weeks, on my birthday!)
    3. Bonus points for any object that is not structurally important (tassles, horns, skulls, flags)
    4. Point deductions for any new part (i want POS bikes)
    5. NO CHEATING
    6. Extra special Bonus for a pic of you riding your with a diaper on...


    You will win a custom TTP (you pick the colors of fabric, trim and thread, sorry no embroidery)

    I can't wait to see what happens.

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    two weeks...i know it's just a top tube pad and my style is the diy inner tube with electrical tape....but damn. this is fun enough that i want to win that **** so hard.
    have:ea50 flats, black, light, stiff.
    144 bcd 3/32" 49t sugino track chainring, possibly 75.

    want: risers, light, stiff, 1", black if that can be
    144 bcd 46t or 47t chainring any kind or width

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    Built with an old asian hippie and her companion. Rest assured there is at least one diaper between the two.

    Do I win?
    Last edited by AfterThisNap; 02-21-07 at 03:47 PM.
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
    Built with an old asian hippie and her companion. Rest assured there is at least one diaper between the two.

    Do I win?
    He said the ugliest bike, not girlfriend....
    my new sig!

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    Taking "s" outta "Fast" AfterThisNap's Avatar
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    oh snap. On no you didnnnt!
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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    Triathlon = Eat/Bike/Nap veggiemafia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
    oh snap. On no you didnnnt!
    Please, have some decorum.

    The proper spelling is "di'int!!!11"
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    the bagina is the frame and the fork is the wangola. The wheels are the ass nipples.

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    yo seagull - if you're gonna be up in here talkin bout your company all the time, it's a nice idea to buy a red star.

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    Gone, but not forgotten Shiznaz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by seagull_bags
    If you are to cheap to buy a Custom TTP here is your chance to get one
    I don't think its cheapness stopping most of us from buying a custom top tube protector

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
    Built with an old asian hippie and her companion. Rest assured there is at least one diaper between the two.

    Do I win?
    she rides here in sacramento thats funny
    I am dyslexic so bear with my posts.... [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I wish I still had my free spirit "fixed". I ripped of the deraileurs and ziptied the cassette to the spokes
    this bike is a pipecleaner

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    Damn, I wish I'd built up my mini-bike already. It was going to have a beer can holder on the bars and tassels.

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    I got 2

    take your pick.



    Last edited by metallo pesante; 03-02-07 at 04:26 PM.
    "That thing is a death trap"

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Valiant
    Fence post tubing?
    We need to clone people like you.

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    game set match

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    Good lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
    Dear Burning Man,

    While we always appreciate your enthusiasm, could you please tune down the crazy a little bit? Oh, and tell those Borrachos y Bicicletas guys to keep on truckin'.

    Much love
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    Quote Originally Posted by metallo pesante
    I got 2

    take your pick.



    Looks like you welded that top tube with a flamethrower.
    What possessed you to "create" (note the quotes) that?
    The contest should be over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duane041
    Looks like you welded that top tube with a flamethrower.
    What possessed you to "create" (note the quotes) that?
    The contest should be over.
    I got bored and i had some extra parts lying around i had all these chainlink fence posts lying around so i built something. Which in turn sent me to the hospital soon after finishing it.
    "That thing is a death trap"

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Valiant
    Fence post tubing?
    We need to clone people like you.

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    metallo pesante wins. Hands down.
    Carries suspicious allegiance to Brooklyn Machine Works.

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    Do you have a Dora the Explorer one? Or Sponge Bob?
    Because, yeah... uh huh! Umm, yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by evanyc
    yo seagull - if you're gonna be up in here talkin bout your company all the time, it's a nice idea to buy a red star.
    Yeah, I didn't know what those were. I am on it. thanks for the heads up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metallo pesante
    I got 2

    take your pick.



    WOW...I think i threw up in my mouth alittle. You set the bar very high

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    I think those both actually look nice. The yellow one especially!

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    the only thing ugly about the second wit the nice racks is the location

    also dont be a pretty girl that says im so ugly just to get praise

    aiight?

    uglysulgy and that yellow bike aint it

    aiiiight?

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    The long dead fixie Mk I. Second-hand bonded aluminum frameset that literally broke in half while riding in traffic down Grand Ave in Chi, Rock Shox Ruby fork, etc. It was ugly as sin, but it actually was lovely to ride. You never stop loving the first, no matter how ugly...
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    How I wish I had a more detailed photograph!

    It's an 80's Canada Peugeot with a beefy Titec stem, celeste pista fork, fsa orbit x headset, Fizik Poggio saddle, ProD bullhorns...

    ...hideous. You should see the rear brake setup.

    Something I threw together with my brother at Kraynik's PGH so he could ride something other than his DH rig on the street.
    Too many bikes. (?)

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