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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

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Old 04-26-09, 09:07 PM
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how much you figure that bad boy weighs in at?? Gotta be tippin 50lbs minimum... it needs some tall ass hanger handle bars!
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Old 04-27-09, 08:12 AM
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You don't think that with the stem like it is and the seat pushed all forward that this bike is two sizes too big for the person?
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Old 04-27-09, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by bratton
not so jackass for the beach. just goofy
https://blog.makezine.com/archive/200...ade_beach.html
reminds me of this

but not nearly as cool
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Old 04-28-09, 10:07 AM
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I bet those bars feel awesome in the cold.
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Old 04-28-09, 12:46 PM
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There's a thumbshifter. I think the beach bike is rocking a gearhub on the right AND a drum brake on the left. So, not a single speed, but badass.
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Old 04-28-09, 10:04 PM
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ok so i dont necessarily think this is jackass really....
but having this much stuff on one bike is a little rediculous
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Old 04-28-09, 10:21 PM
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Link doesnt work for me ^^ : (
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Old 04-28-09, 11:05 PM
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its also here
https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009...onathanLee.htm
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Old 04-28-09, 11:17 PM
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From that ^ FGG entry:

“Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.” - Lance Armstrong

Yeah, but the pain of quitting will subside.
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Old 04-29-09, 07:41 PM
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Check out those bars!

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Old 04-29-09, 07:45 PM
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What has been seen...
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Old 04-29-09, 07:48 PM
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I know that guy, he used to be a messenger. Real strong rider and a hell of a nice guy.
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Old 04-29-09, 07:52 PM
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kick it with him?
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Old 04-29-09, 07:52 PM
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Matching headband and thong are jackass.

EDIT: He's in the saddle, right? How does he reach the pedal when it's in the 6 o'clock position?
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Old 04-29-09, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
Matching headband and thong are jackass.

EDIT: He's in the saddle, right? How does he reach the pedal when it's in the 6 o'clock position?
simple. he puts the saddle/post deeper inside him.
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Old 04-29-09, 08:36 PM
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I was going to suggest that the picture was taken of a reflection as it's all distorted and that the distortion is making his leg look straight...

Originally Posted by Cy Trivialities
simple. he puts the saddle/post deeper inside him.
but this is the only logical answer
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Old 04-29-09, 08:58 PM
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https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bik/1146208369.html
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Old 04-29-09, 09:01 PM
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wait, i see a page 444 in the page list on the bottom right, but i click it and it keeps me on 443, have we hit the limit of jackassery?

EDIT: or not, don't know why it was showing 444 if there weren't enough posts to warrant a 444th page yet
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Old 04-29-09, 09:26 PM
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You are such a jackass, it decided to give you the 444th page!
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Old 04-29-09, 11:08 PM
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Aside from being a bit overpriced and brakeless, that thing seems better set up than lots of the bikes on this forums. I don't get it?
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Old 04-29-09, 11:21 PM
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i'd buy it. then i'd rip those ourys right off.
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Old 04-29-09, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Cy Trivialities
simple. he puts the saddle/post deeper inside him.
Thanks for the mental image.
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Old 04-30-09, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
Matching headband and thong are jackass.

EDIT: He's in the saddle, right? How does he reach the pedal when it's in the 6 o'clock position?

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Old 04-30-09, 05:55 AM
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It's only a matter of time before hipster fashion travels down LARPer Lane. Bicycle jousting is already here.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91454IrUz8A
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Old 04-30-09, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
It's only a matter of time before hipster fashion travels down LARPer Lane. Bicycle jousting is already here.
reminds me of captain faggo:
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