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    Bonus Useage for the Campy PB Wrench

    The Campagnolo Peanut Butter Wrench... The coolest tool of all time. For those uninformed, it's really just a 15mm hex wrench, but it's kind of got a butter knife welded onto it. And it says, "Campagnolo". So, f**k, of COURSE it's worth $40! Anyway, for those of you in posession of this righteous tool, what "other" uses have you found for it? Here's a start:

    a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).

    b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.

    c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.

    d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.

    e) ???

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    e) stab b!tches.

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    *****/butt plug

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    with a little practice they make good beer openers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarboots
    c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose
    That's a beautiful lugged steel frame. Did you build it up yourself? I think it's awesome that more females are getting into cycling. Um, can you stand over here for a minute so you block the wind? Thanks. OK...steeeeeaaady...steeeeeeaady....
    Simplistic Ideologies R Coffins

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    Sell it to a campy fetishist and buy some dank.
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    If one is stranded on a dark cold night with a flat it can be used as a tire lever.. and then it can open a beer as well to celebrate.. can you tell I have one?

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    They make a great SS freewheel remover, if it's not on too tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarboots
    The Campagnolo Peanut Butter Wrench... The coolest tool of all time. For those uninformed, it's really just a 15mm hex wrench, but it's kind of got a butter knife welded onto it. And it says, "Campagnolo". So, f**k, of COURSE it's worth $40! Anyway, for those of you in posession of this righteous tool, what "other" uses have you found for it? Here's a start:

    a) They tighten and loosen bolts (duh).

    b) They spread Peanut Butter, Jelly, Hummus, Pate, etc., but not Butter so well, cuz they lack a sharp edge. Oh well.

    c) They work as a great incense burner, if you're a hippy like me. Or if your trying to seduce a potential lover, I suppose.

    d) You can fling stuff like Wasabi Peas, or bolts, across the shop.

    e) ???

    I have nothing useful to add to the thead, but I just moved to leucadia and haven't seen anyone fixed around yet. Lets ride sometime!

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    thats because you arent looking. and also i have two bad wrists. captain at the encinitas bicycle retailer shop on 101 in downtown is the man to see. the guys at univ are cool too.

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    i see this guy with a white fixed around but everytime he is walking it. is that you?

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    I've used it as a tongue depresser.
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    If you spread food with bike tools, you are dumbz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12XU
    If you spread food with bike tools, you are dumbz.
    You mean to say that "Peanut Butter Wrench" is just a name?! I've been had. I'm writing a letter of complaint to Campagnolo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nims
    I have nothing useful to add to the thead, but I just moved to leucadia and haven't seen anyone fixed around yet. Lets ride sometime!
    yeah there's always at least one when i ride up there. and if not one being ridden there's always a pista parked outside of banana republic in del mar.


    anyways, if you see a guy with chops and a rush hour you can yell "KKYYLLLEEE!!!" and i'll look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fixer
    I've used it as a tongue depresser.

    you didn't want to stick your fingers down your throat, but used a bike tool instead- i hope you had some boiling water involved in that operation!
    well here's the blog

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyle!
    yeah there's always at least one when i ride up there. and if not one being ridden there's always a pista parked outside of banana republic in del mar.


    anyways, if you see a guy with chops and a rush hour you can yell "KKYYLLLEEE!!!" and i'll look.
    Dude, I saw you at IKEA last weekend. I was totally sick so I didn't say hi, but I did have a goofy beard and one of their measuring tapes on as a karate kid inspired headband. Maybe next time I'll be less shy and pass you a note saying I like you or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nims
    Dude, I saw you at IKEA last weekend. I was totally sick so I didn't say hi, but I did have a goofy beard and one of their measuring tapes on as a karate kid inspired headband. Maybe next time I'll be less shy and pass you a note saying I like you or something.


    hahah! i saw you too. i saw the headband and was reminded horribly of some ****** at sushi deli that did the headband with a chopstick wrapper and was probably the loudest person in the solar system. anyways tangents aside that's funny we totally saw one another. i like to ride. you should go to electric warriors tonight or the mass next friday. i might go tonight, i'm def going next friday.

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