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    Wolfman got nards! In Absentia's Avatar
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    Motorists will never **** with you again

    If you wear this helmet:



    Just add a couple of red LEDs behind the lenses for emphasis.
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    Can I has it?

    I wonder if it will feel very hot, since you're not getting as much airflow on your face.

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    The air filtration is a good idea. Today's NYT had another article about how bad fine particulates emitted by cars are for athletes.

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    I don't understand, how do you see through it?

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    through the holes right above the mask -- i assume?

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    The thing with that is, you'd just look silly wearing anything other than a Stormtrooper outfit.

    Now I just want to see someone in that wearing cutoff jean shorts and an I'm with stupid shirt.
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    I think you should ride this with that helmet

    http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/0...deways-bi.html

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    Why not just wear a Green Bay Packers helmet?

    I would see some lunatic on my commute wearing one all the time.... and NOBODY messed with him.

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    sideways bike looks like you just float!

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    i would wear it. just so i could effectively cut out all of my peripheral vision.
    tunnel vision ftw!

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    sideways bike look ridiculous...


    the vents on that helmet are on the side, the black discs, i think they are round like a full face spraying mask.. my spray mak looks similar to the lower part, but with a giant lens that wraps around the front.
    Last edited by SugarPILL; 07-12-07 at 04:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batson
    i would wear it. just so i could effectively cut out all of my peripheral vision.
    tunnel vision ftw!
    You clearly don't drink enough.

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    I ride with this.

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    this one is way more aerodynamic


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    How about dress like this


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    Can't you get bandana style masks with filters built in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batson
    tunnel vision ftw!
    It's so zen man

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    Can you smoke with that mask on? I would think it would severly inhibit my habit. Maybe they could make a little attachment to smoke through.

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    i ride with this on.

    astronaut villain...destination moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pot holder
    i ride with this on.

    No you don't.
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    Why couldn't he, kefiyehs are like the most practical thing ever invented for keeping the dust out of your mouth, and in the winter the cold off of you.

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    that looks like those people they show on the videos.
    Because, yeah... uh huh! Umm, yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by epschoenly
    Why couldn't he, kefiyehs are like the most practical thing ever invented for keeping the dust out of your mouth, and in the winter the cold off of you.
    they are practical for sand and dust but i doubt they are any protection against car fumes. they are good for the cold though

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    This is from a fellow forum artist.
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    so I stole one Then I prayed for forgiveness. -emo philips

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    ha ha. I get it. you said they'd NEVER **** with you again.

    that's hilarious.
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    If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.

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