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    70mm4$!n! freeskihp's Avatar
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    Steal bikes in winter?

    Does the cold impede your thievery? Discuss
    "The only reasons anyone should ever ride in the rain is because a) youíve had your license to operate a motor vehicle suspended by the state. b) youíre in a bike race in which case youíre not allowed to use fenders anyway. c) youíre from Portland- in which case my main problem is with your neck beard- not your bicycle...If you need to train when itís pissing rain- buy a trainer or one of those cheap charter flights to Mallorca."

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    Unless I'm missing some joke....

    Many of your ideas are great. This is not one of them.
    not banned anymore

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    Do you beat up old people too?

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    If you don't, we could be some sort of duo. You steal the bikes, I'll hit the old people. Everyone will think we are awesome, cool, and very attractive.

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    from now on i only steal bikes that have been frame savered

    please do a good job of winterizing your bikes folks

    im tired of finding rust in the seat tube
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    I thought the op spelled steel wrong... We need a thread on how to steal bikes better, and beat up the elderly. I like to steal Halloween candy from children also, on my stolen bikes.

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    At first I thought the thread title was a mispelling - a poorly educated American or perhaps a foriegn graduate student worried about his bike rusting.

    Now I know someone just took the wrong drugs tonight.

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    Mmm, frame savour

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    dued it rulz, i can leave the liquid nitrogen at home

    Quote Originally Posted by freeskihp
    Does the cold impede your thievery? Discuss

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    No. I don't steal bikes. Or candy from babies.
    Last edited by Blue Jays; 07-14-07 at 12:11 AM.

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    It's quite amusing how few people posting here have seen the thread just a couple notches down from this one.

    Either that or they don't get satire.
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    Yeah you heard me. I'm thirsty and thinkin about some citrus.

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    obviously everyone in this thread needs their sarcasm meter recalibrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Jays
    thanks, captain no fun.

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    I think people get the joke. If anyone was humor-impaired earlier, the link provides some hope.

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    wait. joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCjolsen

    Now I know someone just took the wrong drugs tonight.
    there are wrong drugs
    ?
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofo
    there are wrong drugs
    ?
    If the end result is waking up naked next to a fattie then yes.
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    That sho was some funny satire.

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    aint nuttin wrong wit fatties
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
    If the end result is waking up naked next to a fattie then yes.
    As a fattie, I take personal offense to your remark sir.

    You're just bummed out because I gave you the hep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    the bagina is the frame and the fork is the wangola. The wheels are the ass nipples.

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    ali g comes to mind when he interviewed a DEA agent (i think) and he asked "what is the chemical in ecstasy that makes you dance like a pr1ck?"

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    re

    Fatties= BBW= More cushion for the pushin'

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    i thought this was a thread about steel bikes in the winter.

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    no its about stealing bikes in the winter. look at the title

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