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Old 07-13-07, 09:22 PM   #1
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Steal bikes in winter?

Does the cold impede your thievery? Discuss
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Old 07-13-07, 09:31 PM   #2
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Unless I'm missing some joke....

Many of your ideas are great. This is not one of them.
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Old 07-13-07, 09:44 PM   #3
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Do you beat up old people too?
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Old 07-13-07, 10:01 PM   #4
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If you don't, we could be some sort of duo. You steal the bikes, I'll hit the old people. Everyone will think we are awesome, cool, and very attractive.
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Old 07-13-07, 10:03 PM   #5
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from now on i only steal bikes that have been frame savered

please do a good job of winterizing your bikes folks

im tired of finding rust in the seat tube
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Old 07-13-07, 10:08 PM   #6
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I thought the op spelled steel wrong... We need a thread on how to steal bikes better, and beat up the elderly. I like to steal Halloween candy from children also, on my stolen bikes.
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Old 07-13-07, 10:09 PM   #7
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At first I thought the thread title was a mispelling - a poorly educated American or perhaps a foriegn graduate student worried about his bike rusting.

Now I know someone just took the wrong drugs tonight.
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Old 07-13-07, 10:33 PM   #8
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Mmm, frame savour
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dued it rulz, i can leave the liquid nitrogen at home

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Does the cold impede your thievery? Discuss
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Old 07-13-07, 10:37 PM   #10
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No. I don't steal bikes. Or candy from babies.

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Old 07-13-07, 10:43 PM   #11
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It's quite amusing how few people posting here have seen the thread just a couple notches down from this one.

Either that or they don't get satire.
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obviously everyone in this thread needs their sarcasm meter recalibrated.
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Steel Bikes in the winter thread
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thanks, captain no fun.
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I think people get the joke. If anyone was humor-impaired earlier, the link provides some hope.
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wait. joke?
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Now I know someone just took the wrong drugs tonight.
there are wrong drugs
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Old 07-14-07, 11:06 AM   #18
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If the end result is waking up naked next to a fattie then yes.
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Old 07-14-07, 11:07 AM   #19
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That sho was some funny satire.
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aint nuttin wrong wit fatties
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Old 07-14-07, 11:54 AM   #21
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If the end result is waking up naked next to a fattie then yes.
As a fattie, I take personal offense to your remark sir.

You're just bummed out because I gave you the hep.
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Old 07-14-07, 01:29 PM   #22
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ali g comes to mind when he interviewed a DEA agent (i think) and he asked "what is the chemical in ecstasy that makes you dance like a pr1ck?"
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re

Fatties= BBW= More cushion for the pushin'
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i thought this was a thread about steel bikes in the winter.
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Old 07-14-07, 06:06 PM   #25
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no its about stealing bikes in the winter. look at the title
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