Originally Posted by Nakedjim
The other day I bought a watermelon from some fruit truck then biked 6 miles home. I put the melon in my backpack. It was a dahm big one too. I couldn't track stand for s***.
OMG THATS A ALLEYCAT CHECKPOINT WAITING TO HAPPEN.
"sup, trackstand... WITH THIS IN YOUR BAG. bwaaahahaha" (or replace watermelon with midget. imo, come to think of it, replace anthign with midget and i think the fun facotr goes up like... a gajillion)
"what?! didnt bring a bag?! lucky for you we have duck tape!"