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Old 08-30-07, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by cc700

verbal construction to your maternal authority makes more sense.
combination of one or more phonemic devices
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Originally Posted by cc700
verbal construction to your maternal authority
Hah!

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Originally Posted by 666pack
i grew up in paoli and spent a lot of time in malvern this summer.
O rly? Where are you now? I worked at Paoli WaWa for a year or so. Maybe we met. Malvern is lame. I spent my summer mostly in West Chester riding with friends.
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Originally Posted by roadfix
I wear spandex and I don't do skids. What happens to fixed riders like me?
We take you into a back alley and rehabilitate your @$$. Really, I mean, c'mon, what fixed-gear rider doesn't want to do the equivalent of a roadie clamping down on his brakes for a second or two? I know that doing something a fixed-gear rider on the other side of the street might not even notice is highly indicative of the underground cycling brotherhood of which we fixed riders are all a part.
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Originally Posted by gargiulo.mike
its a brotherhood man
/end sarcasm
+1
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Old 08-30-07, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by acoldspoon
And the fixed gear riders that have brakes and don't do skids, are they not welcome in your expression of solidarity?
This was already addressed, we swap out your rear cog with a freewheel while your bike is locked up.
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Originally Posted by lamalex
O rly? Where are you now? I worked at Paoli WaWa for a year or so. Maybe we met. Malvern is lame. I spent my summer mostly in West Chester riding with friends.
ha, i worked at pizza hut right across 30 from the wawa. i go to school in millersville, like 50 minutes west of paoli. i bet we probably have met before. you might know my friend tim, he used to be a shift manager at paoli wawa.
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Originally Posted by roadfix
I wear spandex and I don't do skids. What happens to fixed riders like me?
we send you on a six day tour of our reprogramming facility.
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Originally Posted by acoldspoon
And the fixed gear riders that have brakes and don't do skids, are they not welcome in your expression of solidarity?
Everyone knows breaks are for *******.
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Wow, you've been riding fixed for a whole year. I'm impressed, let me jump right in and start skid saluting every fixed rider I see. Because hey, since they are on a fixed gear that automatically means they aren't a ******. Hmmm, never mind, see first post in this thread...

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I've been riding fixed for about a year. I bought a cheap fixie from a local bike shop for cheap and am starting to realize why it was cheap. Now that I'm used to riding fixed and freaking love it, I'm starting to look into upgrading.
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Old 08-30-07, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by chadbrochill17
Everyone knows breaks are for *******.
Yup. I work all day long. I don't take a single break, not even to grab a soda. Just work, work, work. I'm no *****.
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Originally Posted by lamalex
This was already addressed, we swap out your rear cog with a freewheel while your bike is locked up.
Try and you would draw back a stump. I assume you don't want to learn to skid one handed, right? Nothing tickles me more than when somebody who has been on a fixed gear for a year or two tries to define the experience for everyone else. How darling.
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Round here we just have a bi-weekly fixed gear circle jerk.
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Originally Posted by pino pomo
Round here we just have a bi-weekly fixed gear circle jerk.
At least this would save wear and tear on my Conti sew-ups.
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I don't know about the rest of you posers, but I am WAY to pretentious to acknowledge ANYONE doing ANYTHING that I do, especially riding bikes, listening to music, and being a total b!tch about the things I eat.
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my salute to the Uber Alles Hipster, girl jean, krypto in back pocket skid clan:

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I'm still laughing about this. I can just picture two fixie riders bombing down opposite sides of the street.

Rider 1: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
Rider 2: *paying attention to traffic, barely noticing Rider 1*
Rider 1: "Gah. What a fsckin' arse."

Or better yet:

Rider 1: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
Rider 2: "WTF? Why did that moron skid alla sudden?"
Rider 1: "Gah. What a fsckin' arse."

Or!

Rider 1: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
Rider 2: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
Rider 1: "Wait... did he skid as a notification of solidarity? Or to avoid a pothole or something?"
Rider 2: "Wait... did he skid as a notification of solidarity? Or to avoid a pothole or something?"

Heheheheheh!
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Originally Posted by iamtim
Or!

Rider 1: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
Rider 2: "Ooh, another fixie rider. I better give a little skid." scccrch!
And then since they've both applied the brakes, a roadie blows right by them...


NO skid salutes! Drop the hammer when you see another fixie.
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What if they're going down a steep hill and I'm going up??
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Originally Posted by ricebowl
What if they're going down a steep hill and I'm going up??
That's a sacrifice you'll have to make.
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Originally Posted by ricebowl
What if they're going down a steep hill and I'm going up??
reverse skid.
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Originally Posted by 666pack
ha, i worked at pizza hut right across 30 from the wawa. i go to school in millersville, like 50 minutes west of paoli. i bet we probably have met before. you might know my friend tim, he used to be a shift manager at paoli wawa.
Hahahh TIM!!!! Yeah, we probably have met before, and know a lot of the same people. Do you know his ex-girlfriend Lauren and all of those kids?
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This would be so much cooler though....
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I think if I saw some kid actually doing
this crap I would give him this salute
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Originally Posted by lamalex
we're all way cooler than old guys in spandex or 13 year olds on bmx bikes. . . . . "yo, what's up. we're cooler than these ******bags." Nothing big, just like, 1 second, you don't even have to get out of your seat, just lock it up and say yo. Good idea? If a kid skids at you, don't be shy, salute him back.
And what, pray tell, should a "******bag old guy wearing spandex" who rides fixed do when encountering one of you "cool" kids?
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